My main hobby is nachos

Just an adolescent Canadian trying to write a novel and graduate at the same damn time

[mintandice-blog]

Cristabel Oct was NOT messing around

[tentacleteapot]

it really frustrates me to think about how people are inevitably going to take Remmick’s one (1) singular statement about how much he resents the way the Irish were colonized and forcibly converted to Christianity and use it as fuel for “actually he had a point” and “he was right actually” and “he’s not really the villain here” posts, when the whole point is that Remmick is, through the vampiric hive mind he’s creating, forcibly assimilating people into yet another manipulative and parasitical system. he doesn't value the cultures of the people he assimilates—notice how all the vampires he turns dance to his culture's music using his culture's dances, and how he only uses the languages or knowledge other vampires have to offer when he needs to manipulate someone. Remmick is extremely transparent about the way he sees the people he turns as resources to exploit.

he’s perpetuating a cycle that he claims to hate and resent, and I think the movie is pretty damn clear about the fact that he doesn’t see anybody as valuable or useful to him except as prey and as pawns—otherwise he would just, you know, focus solely on people who actually consent to being turned. but he looked sad in that one scene and he’s an apparently attractive white cis man so people are gonna bend over backwards justifying all the harm he did.

[rederiswrites]

lovely story from a friend today.

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

[tittyinfinity]

[arcanetrivia]

yeah i bet you did i mean look at the size of that thing

[arcanetrivia]

[turing-tested]

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

[turing-tested]

"what do they mean by disintegrate?" "oh yeah no he fucking disintegrated"

[turing-tested]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bogleech]

This skips the best part! The epitoke isn't the "real" or "original" worm. The worm grows an extra body with a simpler brain that only knows how to swim and cum (by exploding) so this part breaks off and the rest of the worm just stays home.

In some species the epitoke, or what I think should be renamed the cummunculus, is advanced enough to have its own eyes and everything, though only so it at least knows the right direction to swim (up) because it's so stupid and all

[charlesoberonn]

“We’re Not So Different, You And I” - Part 59

(check out the other parts here)

What do these four have in common?

[closetextrovert]

Enemies with a wolf

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Little Red Riding Hood is preyed on by the Big Bad Wolf

Puss from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish is hunted by Death, taking the form of an anthropomorphic wolf

Zant from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is trying to stop Link, who in this game can take the form of a wolf

Professor Marmalade from The Bad Guys is enemies with Mr. Wolf, who is an anthropomorphic wolf (as his name implies)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[the-colossal-nerd]

They have names with repetition?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Jeong Jeong from Avatar

Moto Moto from Madagascar

Señor Senior Sr. from Kim Possible

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[thepoweroffriendshipgivesumoney]

Destruction of the Moon

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Clara from Doctor Who destroyed the moon by letting a creature hatch out of it

Korosensei from Assassination Classroom blue a giant chunk out of the moon, making it a permanent crescent

Dr. Eggman from Sonic used his space station’s laser to blow up the moon

Piccolo from Dragon Ball used a chi attack to destroy the moon to stop Gohan’s Saiyan transformation

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[moonwatcher87]

Famous Tumblr Posts

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Do you like the color of the sky?

Are fedoras really that bad?

I like your shoelaces

spiders georg is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

[summergirl2408]

they all have the initials PW ?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Pharrell Williams

Pendleton Ward

Patrick Warbutron

Paul Walker

That’s all, folks! (…or is it? can you tell what the hidden theme is?)

[2kawaii4u-bishes]

Oh my gosh it is moon moon

Wolf

Double name

Moon

Meme

First and last letter of your name

Goddammit moon moon!

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

More specifically P.W were the letters that formed “Moon Moon” in the original post

Now that’s all, folks!

Thank you so much to @pikachu-says-peekaboo​ for coming up with the brilliant theme and helping me out with the questions.

[andmaybegayer]

Shout out to the guy at the municipal waste dump who tried to sell me weed but used slang that I am so incredibly unfamiliar with that he had to keep simplifying his sell until he literally settled on "I am selling weed, do you want to buy some."

[queenlua]

similar art:

once on the subway, some investment banker guy was hitting on me and trying to invite me to a party with [indecipherable slang]

and i asked him to clarify, so he used some other [indecipherable slang]

there’s like five iterations of this until it finally “clicks” and i accidentally blurt, for the entire packed subway car to hear, “OH, YOU MEAN LIKE COCAINE”

dude is glancing over his shoulder, looking like he wants to die on the spot, and clarifies “yes, i mean like cocaine”

i smile and go “no thank you, but i hope you have a good time with the drugs!”

he gets off at the next stop even though i know his party was like eight stops away, smh

[freakierthanthou]

Exact opposite vibes of my new boss who last week asked me, a Portlander, if I was "aware of cannabis".

[so-many-ocs]

“how’s the writing going?” i’m glad you asked! my room has never been cleaner and i’ve decided to take up baking

[willowcrowned]

“how’s the cleaning going?” thanks for checking in! I’ve written four chapters :)

[faery-wizard]

Aha, heroes! While you were building your LAME and PATHETIC found family I was building a COOL and EVIL found family!! AND WE ALL WEAR EYESHADOW!!

[24602060451-deactivated20241111]

[orcboxer]

[dangerously-human]

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

[eldritchbauble]

I fucking love transfems with deep voices, whether they can't or simply don't want to alter their voice. You do not have to have a cis-passing voice to be deserving of respect, valid as a real woman/transfem, or attractive.

[the-wolfbats]

[nevver]

Beware the Ides of March

[tunashei]

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

[weaselle]

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

[revretch]

#this earth#kinda doubt the one with the orange guys in the crystal cave is real tho

Oh, it's super real, and it's super weird. It's called the Cave of Crystals, in Naica, Mexico. Those giant crystals are gypsum, and originally formed in water that was later drained out. Without the water to support them, they're extremely precarious.

Also...the cave is so hot that humans can only withstand conditions for 10-15 minutes--they're in those suits for a reason. Read more here: https://cen.acs.org/physical-chemistry/geochemistry/Naicas-crystal-cave-captivates-chemists/97/i6

[notkatniss]

[queenofnohr]

oh I do actually need to clarify that the question asked wasn’t “what do men love doing together” it was “what brings men closer together” which in my opinion is infinitely funnier

[bluedietcoke]

y’all love the morally gray, snarky, grief stricken characters until it’s a woman. i’ve seen so much discourse regarding female characters who display the exact same character traits as male leads and are criticized for it while the men are praised. let women be cruel and vindictive. let them deal with their grief and trauma in destructive ways. let them be real. give them the same treatment you would give to your favorite male love interest.