I'd rather be asleep

Paige//28//Canada

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[catchymemes]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Today I saw a female peacock doing a feather display

Oh and this guy she was ignoring

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anxietyproblem]

[shrimpin-aint-easy]

Can you please just have an ounce of shrimpathy?

[loscharlitos]

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of people still don’t understand me when I say that reversing desertification is a good thing. They think I hate deserts

Let me put it this way. I really like the ocean. However I don’t think it’s a good thing for the ocean to flood inland destroying ecosystems and villages because some of the natural hills that kept it at bay have been mined away. Me building a dam to keep the ocean away to bring back some of the natural barrier that was lost isn’t me trying to destroy the ocean. It’s me keeping the ocean out of my goddamned ecosystem where it isn’t meant to be anyways.

People planting new trees and grasslands on the edge of the Sahara desert aren’t trying to get rid of the entire desert. They’re replacing the natural root systems that kept the soil from blowing away that have been eaten away by overgrazing. They’re replacing the natural barrier that keeps the desert in its goddamned place.

[beardedmrbean]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[brucebocchi]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

[taraljc]

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

[h0ped3lusion]

This is so satisfying to watch—

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[melobluelights]

SUNRISE ON THE REAPING | THE HUNGER GAMES

"Almost every member of the crowd touches the three middle fingers of their left hand to their lips and holds it out to me. It is an old and rarely used gesture of our district, occasionally seen at funerals. It means thanks, it means admiration, it means good-bye to someone you love." - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games Chapter 2

[64mpg]

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

look upon my works ye mighty and weep (im not done there's still plenty of good meat on there)

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

reviews are in

[hexfruit]

"plenty of good meat on there"

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!?!

THERES NOTHING LEFT.

[mystifiedstars]

seeing a movie with actual colour again is so refreshing omfg. lionsgate i owe you my life

[zzalina]

Haymitch wasn't drunk enough