DancingThroughLife

I like Harry Potter, stupid text posts, and occasionally ranting to strangers on the internet about my life.

[primrosey]

Trust me mom, I've been searching LinkedIn for "court jester" and nobody is hiring!

[primrosey]

No, look, I-

Yes, grandpa was able to walk in, insult the king, and got hired but times have ch-

THAT'LL GET ME BEHEADED!

[solassitudes]

ladies do we care? do we care anymore ladies,?? do we care? ladies do we? do we care anymore ladies???? ladies do we caree??? do we?????

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thefactsofthematter]

my favourite ever literary trope is “you want me to be a villain? i’ll show you a villain” that shit gives me goosebumps and given the right context also turns me on

[thefactsofthematter]

i hope all the horror blogs that keep reblogging this post know it was about regina george in the mean girls musical

[rae-napier64]

Mean Girls is a horror movie and by extension so is the musical. so technically, you’re both right

[lavender-lily]

[cupcakeblake]

“you were my new dream” was the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard in my entire life disney fucked me good for the real shit

[lesbiantahani]

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

[andtosaturn]

why do people always ask me if I’m okay when I’m lying on the floor. yes I’m okay. I’m living my best life. can’t a girl just lie on the floor and stare blankly at the ceiling listening to 1970s Swedish pop sensation ABBA sing Waterloo. I’m having me time

[thecarolinitiative]

incels are at it again

[satyriconmp3]

#marvel dudebros are the fucking worst

[shiny-bonsly]

it’s 2019 people aren’t bullying you because you like ironman, they’re bullying you because you have a superiority complex and don’t shower

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

feeling VERY “what a week huh” “lemon, it’s wednesday” except like. it’s tuesday so that’s worse

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[bob-belcher]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Sun, Hanover, Pennsylvania, January 12, 1922

[insomniac-arrest]

okay… but when will any girl gang ever be up to Azula’s in atla, like style, fear, underlying brutal tension, ruthless efficiency

your fave could never

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

#the unison yet individuality…timeless

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine