Dandelion Lazer Tarot and Burlesque

What it says on the tin - I'm a burlesque performer and tarot reader out of Raleigh, NC, and even as a full adult I love this hell site and wanted to be here! 18+ only, please - I'm not planning on posting anything explicit, but this is not a space for minors! I can also be found on Instagram and FB!

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Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

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A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

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Trying to get Junkrat to take a bath - always gotta have a bath bomb!

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The final Roadhog look, backstage at the show today!

I'm already planning improvements, but I was so proud of this act!!

I made or modified everything except the hook and the temporary belly tattoo - the hook was by SomethingStellr (https://www.instagram.com/somethingstellr), and the tattoo by TattooIcon (https://www.etsy.com/shop/TattooIcon).

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When your boss says you gotta go in Incognito...

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And the undies! From my favorite Roadhog spray

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Not quite even but I think the dick license plate looks good!

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And my pasties!!

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Roadhog mask is done! I'm taking my hands off it before I do too much and ruin it.

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Roadie mask is fully shaped! I still need to spray with plasti-dip and paint, but the hardest bits are done

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Roadie mask is coming together! I'm letting this layer of air dry clay harden, then it'll get a second layer and detailing, then plasti-dip, then painting! So plenty left to go, but I like how it's turning out so far!

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Step 1 of Roadhog burlesque! We're going with EVA foam covered in air clay, so here's hoping it works out!

I'm down for tips from anyone that's done a Roadie cosplay!

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I'm doing tarot at an event today, and that's exciting!! I think my table looks nice

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The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels

Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT !!

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Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

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Melania: Devourer of Men

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The first show I'm talking about here is the upcoming Pop Punk and Pasties show, and it just felt right to make a Tumblr about it now, because this is a cosplay act, and y'all fueled my obsession with this character in a big way back in the day!

Here's your hint for what character - you'll be hooked! (First to guess gets a cookie!)