[nanou002-deactivated-deactivate]

[somecutething]

“My cat thought I was lost, so she was leading me home.”

(via SittingHereDrinking)

[humanlyz]

You unfollow me because you're afraid of falling in love with me, I know.

[inacatastrophicmind]

Married things

[midnightestsun]

#i feel like the writers skipped over the scene where they got together #bc like #this is their sixth year into marriage 

[maliketh]

eagle_fart.mp4

[dykejeanjacket]

Gay people are like. Conversation rapidly going between Horny and Emotional Sincerity

[limrx]

I can’t decide which version of today’s warm-up I like better

[crane-legs]

[bryanchuckbrennan]

When I tell you I snorted!

legolas:

gimli:

aragorn:

gandalf:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

BLEASE

Gollum

[english-history-trip]

Eomer:

Boromir:

Elrond:

[english-history-trip]

[lioness--hart]

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

[abashurd]

[ofskfe]

A survivor drags a former concentration camp guard by the hair while American troops look on at the newly liberated Dora-Mittelbau concentration camp, April 1945.

[klezmish]

Why do we never see these photos, only photos of helpless starving people? Why are Jews only depicted as helpless and sniveling? Why is despair the only Jewish emotion that gets shown, not anger or strength or determination or joy?

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I want everyone to see this.

[star-sailor-tales]

Unnecessary challenges

Alien: can you please stop that.

Human: make me.

Alien:

Human:

Alien: if it weren't for the fact that our races were at peace, I would smack you.

Human: do it, you wont. In fact, I give you permission to.

Alien:

Human:

Alien: you make me so unnecessarily angry.

[sirfrogsworth]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[strangerstarsandlands]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[universaliststuff]

Bruh

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Wife her

[subbyboymax]

“Every bite’s going to taste like Victoria’s Secret” fucking KILLED me.

[thenatsdorf]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

gay dudes back in 1835 writing letters like i await your penis eagerly