Milk Shooting Cows

only because I'm bored. so expect just about anything.

[ruinedchildhood]

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[fatsoupy]

it’s white boy wednesday

[girlnephew]

[questionablepastries]

[nickerino]

[sandmandaddy69]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

[smellmyhead]

PENGIE EFFORT GRUNTS!!!!

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

chat dont ever fuck a goth tgirl i just woke up and my dick was locked in a tiny bloodborne mensis cage

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

average sized bloodborne mensis cage

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[dykebrucespringsteen]

dean kamen, who invented this technology (and thus the first wearable infusion pump!), turned around and used the money he made from it to design and engineer the segway

[wizardofthepit]

Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.

OH FUCK

[reldarazthewizard]

Oh sick

[wizard-council-museum-clerk]

Greetings from the museum! Oh yeah!

[mythicgarden-deactivated2025030]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD OSHA TIP: The wizard on fire in this image is actually the safest by a mile. Please do not roast foodstuffs over a mysterious cauldron fire; magical side effects are all but guaranteed and will only get worse the longer the cauldron has been in service.

The correct procedure in this case would be to roast them over the flaming wizard instead.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

[bedupolker]

Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

[bedupolker]

It's about to happen*

*in the northeastern United States and parts of Canada

[makesomenoise]

So many red flags that they might just be perfect for each other 🚩🚩🚩

Watch the rest on Dropout

[djcalvycakes]

I’m blitzed like the league

[djcalvycakes]

I’m under the elements of power like Kameo

[djcalvycakes]

I’m overcooked 2

[djcalvycakes]

Balatro

[djcalvycakes]

Like Metroid I’m off that prime

[djcalvycakes]

The Budokai got my BallZ Dragon

[djcalvycakes]

I’m off that X like Mega Man

[djcalvycakes]

Straight silly under Lunatea’s Veil like Klanoa 2

[djcalvycakes]

Dr Muto got me walkin crooked

[djcalvycakes]

I got the juju like I’m Tak

[djcalvycakes]

I’m slangin Daxter like I’m Jak

[djcalvycakes]

Knocked off the Galaxy 2 like Super Mario

[t-800]

i'll buy the penis and popcorn

[smash-chu]

Do you prefer your potions with or without pulp?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

[thebibliosphere]

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

[thebibliosphere]

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

[thebibliosphere]

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

[suspiciouscoconut]

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.

[the-sapphic-raven]

IT WAS WHAT?

[azure-again]

Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.

follow for more tits

[azure-again]

tips

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[toastyhat-deactivated20180203]

[adhdalistair]