The Periodic Table of the Nellements

One time I lied about having bottle service and they kicked me out because I didn't have bottle service.

[verysoulstice]

“It started as a sore throat, but I’m feeling really feverish now. It’s escalating quickly. A clump of my hair just fell out, actually.”

“Someone had an accident in the steam room, and I kinda want you to handle that.”

“It’s, like, getting worse as we’re talking. I really think I should stay home.”

“Fine. Take the day off, but this is what I want you to do.”

[danfarrensfauxhawk]

[therewillbekpop]

[pancakeke]

[therewillbekpop]

[therewillbekpop]

x

[mitski-miyawakis]

[anexperimentallife]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

gotta appreciate the jpegging going on here. already crusty like it's been screenshotted fifty times over after an egregiously long period of...[checks calendar] 11 days ago

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[mitski-miyawakis]

[bornforastorm]

actually I changed my mind, everyone should watch GIRLS

[runningwithhelicopters]

Hot.

[wickedwonderlandd]

[borealing]

obsessed with this

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

carbon is such a slut

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

bonding with almost everything it can. always getting it on with hydrogen. it answered "yes" to "would you fuck your clone" and does so regularly. truly, the sluttiest element.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

the phrases "kill myself" "kill yourself" "let's kill ourselves" are sacred because brands cannot use them. holy in the literal sense

[lonesomedreamereccentriclover]

Happy Birthday Vera Farmiga!

[fairycosmos]

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

[fairycosmos]

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home