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May 24, 2014

PROLOGUE PART THREE

Let’s talk to these guys first.

Hey Wendy, this entire thing is crazy, right!?

Bebe Stevens... She's my best friend and I’m only in this situation right now because she invited me to this party...

She’s social and smart and a great friend. Even if she made that stupid list...

Hey, crazy is an understatement. You don’t have anything to do with this, do you?

Why would you even say that!? Why would I be involved in this?!

Not only is she social and smart... but also quick to defend herself.

Hey calm down. I didn’t mean anything by it! I was just asking!

It’s fine… I’m just on edge. This is pretty freaky, you know?

Yeah...I know. I’m sure we’ll figure out what’s going on though.

Hey Tweek.

GAH!

W-what do you want!? I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING I SWEAR!!

Calm down, Tweek. I didn’t say you did anything…

You’d think, after this long, he’d grow out of all this stuff but it’s gotten worse if anything.

I’M INNOCCENT!

S-stop staring at me!! I told you--I don’t know anything-! Jesus man, this is too much-

Pressure?

YES!

Well I’m not getting anything from him. Who else would know anything?

...

.........

....what?

I doubt I’m going to get anything from this guy but let’s take a shot.

Hey Craig. Any idea what's happening?

Nope.

You sure?

Yep...I’m pretty sure.

No one knows what’s going on-I doubt I do.

Craig Tucker helpful as ever.

Thanks ....I guess.

Whatever.

Wendy, have you learned anything useful yet?

I should be the one asking that. After all, he is the genius here...

No. Not really.

Everyone's just as lost as I am about this.

What about you?

I haven't the slightest idea myself, if I may be frank with you, Wendy.

Perhaps you should investigate further? Tell me if you hear anything interesting.

Yeah. I’ll do that.

I will speak to you later then.

#dangan ronpa #south park #crossover #dangan park #(sorry this was later today but hmm)

danganpark

May 21, 2014

PROLOGUE PART TWO

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…ugh…..

Where….am I?

I woke up on a couch

I feel like I’ve been asleep for years but that’s definitely not true.

This… this is Clyde’s living room but.....when did I get here?

Did…did I fall asleep during the party?

No that can’t be it...I don’t even remember the party…

I look around the room. Maybe something here can tell me what happened.

It doesn’t look like a party went on in here. It...looks pretty clean actually...

!!!

The clock says it’s 9:59? That’s impossible! I came here at 9 on the dot! I can’t have only been asleep for an hour. Almost an hour! The party couldn’t have come and gone and been all cleaned up in an hour could it??

What’s even stranger is it looks like there’s stuff covering the windows.

I go up to one of the windows to investigate...

...and it's bubble wrap?

What?

There’s no point to that--this is such a waste! Honestly! Who thought of this must hate the earth! I’m going to have to speak to Clyde about this later.

But… honestly I don’t see anything here that shows signs of the party or how I ended up on the couch.

Was this all maybe some dumb prank? No...that can’t be it. I’ve known these guys all my life. They wouldn’t do something this simple; that’s so unlike them.

Prank or not, though, they all can’t have just left me here and left the house--they’re somewhere. I should try to find them and get a fucking explanation out of everyone.

I go to leave the room. But where would they be if not the living room? The basement perhaps?

Nope. It’s locked

The next room is the kitchen and from where I stand I can see...

They’re waiting for me

Wendy! You’re finally awake!

Yeah, I am... What's going on, Bebe? Why’d you all just leave me on that couch?

We didn't want to wake you up. It’s pretty rude, you know.

MFFF! MUFFLE MUFF MP MPHH!(Yeah Wendy--Craig's right. I thought you were all about that proper stuff!)

Guys! Give her some space--she just woke up!

We should go and meet up with everyone now then, I guess. Now that you're awake.

Wait. Everyone? There's only like...eight of us here. Bebe, where is everyone else?

Yeah, everyone else is in Clyde’s backyard. We were just here waiting for you.

I doubt most of these guys are hanging in here to wait for me.

We all walk out into the backyard,some more reluctant then others, and everyone else is, indeed, there.

Hey guys...

Does anyone want to tell me why I just woke up on Clyde’s couch?

Beats us dude...we all woke up in his living room.

At least you got the couch,man! I woke up on top of Token.

YE AH GAH- N-No ON E KNOWS HO W TH EY GOT THERE!

Wait--do you mean you guys....don't know? What's going on...

GOD,Weeendy, why do you always take for fucking evar?

Shut up, Cartman! What the fuck are you even saying? You took almost as long as her to wake up!

FUCK YOU KAHL!

H-hey fellas, let's calm down...

Yes, let's. We should be discussing what information the each of us knows. That’s a better use of time, don't you think?

Gregory is right, I guess. Though everyone seems just as lost as me. It won't hurt to ask around....

#dangan park #dangan ronpa #south park #crossover

danganpark

May 16, 2014

PROLOGUE PART ONE

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I can't believe I’m actually going to a party at Clyde’s house.

He didn’t even invite me--Bebe did. God, she's probably in there right now getting back together with him.

Clyde said it's a party to celebrate us becoming high-schoolers but everyone knows it's so he can rub it in everyone's faces how he got SHSL Heartthrob on that new list that came out. It's not even a talent to be proud about but it's Clyde-he’ll take any compliment that comes his way.

I got SHSL Class President-at least the talent I got has a set of skills I can use in life. I mean, most of the talents on that list don’t even make sense.

Seriously?

Like, physic?

Geek?

How will those be useful to you??

Ugh, how did I let this list pass. This doesn’t sparkle with me.

Still...I can't help but be kinda excited for this party. I mean, I’ve known all these guys for years and we’re about to enter high school... This may be one of our last nights as goofy kids. I gotta make the most of it!