Dangerland

"Be kind anyway." John||NH||Theater||Puns||Joshua

[maskedkitsune]

All of the Pokemon alts in SSBU

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[rbthemad]

i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black Panther came out in February!” Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. “Tide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!” The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and it’s gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. We’re literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.

[rbthemad]

i love that like 50% of the responses on this post are just Marvel fans that are angry that i said that they release too many movies a year (also purposefully ignoring the Fox and Sony movies because those do count) instead of my overall point

[softypyro]

7-11 with pokeballs.

[tesha-es]

[tim-lucy]

things to look for in a man: 1. jake 2. peralta 3. jake peralta

[lyricvl]

[the-crooked-library]

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

[justacookieofacumberbatch]

And “hey, I wrote some porn for you.”

[chaneladdict]

“Also, what is your name again?”

[retrogamingblog]

The Legend of Pokemon by David Pilatowsky

[jiminyippee]

[hello-copter]

halloween

OR

pride month 2: electric spookaloo

[chaoticgood-queer]

Straight men who embrace their femininity, express emotions in a healthy way and help advocate for minority groups without speaking over them? Big dick energy.

[cyborg-and-the-chamber-of-chisme]

You mean

[reivenesque]

The thing that makes this even better is the fact that Terry Jefford is Terry Crews (or is it the other way around? I guess we’ll never know)

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[discalced-diapason]

Do yourself a favor and turn the volume up.

[notcorrectbrooklyn99]

Jake: How is the Precinct’s prettiest person doing today?

Amy: I don’t know, how are you?

Jake:

Jake: [voice cracks] fine.

[apples-and-ink]

Gina: [Yells] I’M GREAT THANKS

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[annabelle--cane]

weirdly specific kinds of musical theater songs:

two mezzos and a soprano sing about the city they’re in

it’s act one and I’m making a brilliant (*awful) decision

it’s act two, my loved one is an idiot, and I’m crying about it

let’s introduce these three women by singing their names over a bunch of times

hey what if we stopped doing the whole plot thing and just like. settled down in a cottage somewhere or something.

I’m your mother figure and I’m fucking PISSED

teenagers getting fucking wasted at a houseparty

teenagers spreading false info over social media

this character is MEAN! they’re NASTY! let’s say it over and over again until it gets into your thick skull! MEAN!

I killed my best friend and I’m honestly pretty bummed

a monarch is singing a whacky song that has NO bearing on the plot

I’m the only woman in this show, and guess what I’m singing about? love

we’re best friends! nothing is ever going to separate us!!!!1!11!!!

please add

[blue-cat-hat]

Remember that brilliant/awful plan? Well guess who regrets it? *chokes back a sob* me!

[diinkle-berg]