I wish you'd write everything we have ever talked about and also every single prompt in the pussy curse fest 🤡
Okay I also thought of a real prompt for you:
I wish you'd write a fic where Alex and George have been hooking up for ages and it's definitely nothing serious but then one of them breaks up with his girlfriend (fiancée) and the whole house of cards comes tumbling down
ill get right on that 90k 10 year galex pussy situationship brb in 3 business years.
ok I have thought about this and here is the scenario. Alex is friends with GeorgeandCarmen, the couple unit, as well as sleeping with George sometimes; the hooking up preceded their relationship and both of them rationalise that this isn't cheating because it's actually stopping cheating. George is away so much and on the road and Carmen can't always be there and George needs sex to perform, so Alex. If George went to someone else and it got out, that would be humiliating for Carmen, which is the worst thing George could do to her. She's in the public eye, really, so George needs to make sure he doesn't make her lose any face. No one would ever suspect about Alex, so George being in Alex's room or spending time with him is fine.
Alex, for his part, is really comfortable with this because he's in his head that he'd be a terrible partner cause he'd never be around (abandonment issues from his father), and he knows he's a flake. So the regular hookup with George is comfortable, and the way he gets to spend time with the GeorgeCarmen unit makes him feel domestic. They have shows they watch together, they know how to portion out takeout when they get it, Carmen loves silk scarves so Alex always brings her back one when he goes travelling.
But then George and Carmen break up, it's reasonably amicable, one a Carmen wakes up and realises the smell of fresh hotel room makes her nauseous, and the thought of packing and repacking is too much to handle, she just can't put up with the lifestyle anymore she wants to feel a bit more settled in her life.
So now there's no more Carmen and Alex and Carmen promise to stay friends, but when are they going to see each other realistically, and of course Alex knew George first.
Theoretically, nothing has to change between Alex and George, except. Getting dinner and sharing the pieces and then watching their show and hooking up on the couch (the couch!) and then why does Alex need to leave really so he stays over. And that happens a few times, and they meet on the road but now it's more frequent than before, which Alex gets, George just had a breakup he's obviously not ready to get back out there, he has to be a good friend and support him emotionally. So he also listens to George talking through his feelings or complaining about his day because George has this hole in his life now that used to be filled by Carmen.
And then George is telling Alex about his day, and Alex is hmming along, and then George knocks his head against Alex's shoulder and is like, "Ugh, so hard," and instead of Alex putting his arm around George his hands hang awkwardly. They've got food coming, and they just hooked up and everything suddenly feels very settled in a way that Alex doesn't think he agreed to.
Alex rationalises that George just needs a girlfriend, and then he'll back off Alex, so then he starts trying to throw women at George, which takes George a bit to catch onto, eventually leading them into having a big fight where Alex yells at him that he "just slotted Alex into the girlfriend zone," and basically accuses George of not really thinking about him and just using Alex for his own feelings and maybe that George doesn't know how to be a person without a girlfriend so he'll latch onto whoever is closest and Alex isn't convenient like that.
Ugly fight and George is hurt so he goes off for a while to think and Alex has some meaningless sex but suddenly all the other dicks taste like ashes in his mouth because no matter what when he hooked up with someone he could go to George's after and they'd laugh together and mix horrible cocktails of various supplements and it's him actually that wanted to be girlfriend and now he's fucked it up and George is going to date someone else that doesn't like Alex as much and then Alex is really going to be alone. So then Alex calls Carmen and is like take him back, I miss us and she's like haha no but I can tell you he also called me kind of pathetic so get me out of your man drama and sort it out.
So they do! and alex still freaks out sometimes but it's hard to actually be avoidant and run away when they spend 250 days a year travelling to the same locations and staying in neighbouring hotels so it all works out.
