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Jade ~29~

[rogersandclarke]

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[th1sism3trying]

Idgaf that Jackie was mean sometimes

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[depsidase]

[hollanderthoughts]

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[crazy-brazilian]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[loathsomespider]

it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there

[iamthetruestrepairman]

women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

[iamthetruestrepairman]

people weren’t designed to do anything because they weren’t designed at all. Hope this helps 🤩

[lucydacusgirl]

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

[kitchen1]

I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

[dangerouscornflake]

Jackie does NOT like Shauna talking to Melissa

[kangarooqueen]

If the Yellowjackets had phones in the wilderness

[eroscestlavie]

Nothing has it for me. Not even Poob.

[femmeunicornprincess]

Femmes are the closest thing we have to real life angels