DANGEROUS EGG

This is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation

[thebootydiaries]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Cutest piggy back ride ever

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

[reaper-0-1]

Who the fuck wrote this

[bongjoonhoe]

Voguing is the same thing as, like, taking two knives and cutting each other up, but through a dance form. Voguing came from shade, because it was a dance that two people did because they didn’t like each other. Instead of fighting, you would dance it out on the dance floor, and whoever did the better moves was throwing the best shade, basically.

The name was taken from the magazine “Vogue”, because some of the movements of the dance are also the same as the poses inside the magazine. The name is a statement in itself. I mean, you really wouldn’t go to a ball to do the “Mademoiselle”. No way.

Like break dancing, the dance takes from the hieroglyphics of Ancient Egypt. It also takes from some forms of gymnastics. They both strive for perfect lines in the body, awkward positions, but it goes one step further. 

It’s starting to make a name for itself, but I want it to be known worldwide, and I wanna be on top of it when it hits.

- Willi Ninja, Paris is Burning (1990) dir. Jennie Livingston

[amurder-ofcrows]

im broke? no you misheard me! i’m baroque! i’m extravagant

[doctortay-deactivated20210629]

broke financially but baroque emotionally

[catzgba]

asmr open mic night

[catzgba]

you walk into a crowded bar and I’m on stage loudly crinkling a receipt in silence

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[brioche-ok]

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

[hotvampireadjacent]

doctor strange

[padmaynaberrie]

[thehobbutts]

im a hoe for art restoration

[thehobbutts]

me, pretending I’m an intellectual while watching someone remove yellowed varnish from a 16th century painting on YouTube for three hours straight

[cupidsuggestions]

my heart is an overgrown garden

[lambussy-deactivated20220712]

It’s full of LOVE and WORMS babey!!!!!!!

[sithchiks]

By Alejandro Mirabal

[rpdofficer]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[banderboucher]

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

[adelleda]

[saintdollyparton]

You call this “TMI.” I call it getting tips from the master.

[danforth]

[bigfootin]

[cockyroaches]

@gooeygoob @that-frankenstein-gal