this is a mess

yoinks

[outofcontextarthur]

[daft-junk-blog]

cities breaking down on a camels back

[sloppystyle]

[dopethrone-deactivated20241028]

Subway pre recorded message: Reminder that backpacks and other large containers are subject to random search. The MTA and New York Police can and will kill you

Subway conductor giving message: *ding* bobo mimimi, mooomoo bogie binted, bogos binted

[senatortedcruz]

Triple the obese lynx budget

[artistcurrentlyknownasfrogger]

[starjasmines]

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

strawberries are better dumb bitch

[starjasmines]

i hope the next strawberry you eat blows up

[6o6]

it won’t they can’t do that

[toskarin]

may have secured funding

[il9vemyputer]

everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

[solowinged]

let’s travel through the vast unknown with mama

[kibumkim]

😭😭😭😭

[pikslasrce]

the ai:

[lakevida]

been working on collapsing harry styles and timothee chalamet into one celebrity entity in my mind to make room for more important stuff like the locations of nuts that i buried before winter

[lakevida]

now speak on that...

[inthesensethat]

[chaeronaea]

[cali]

if u took a gray alien with u on a roadtrip and ulet it drive the car it would just add up all the numbers on every new speed sign it sees until the numbers get so high it cant focus on the road no more and it would crash and explode and deal the cummulative number it had calculated in fire damage to all surrounding creatures in a 900 mile radius

[michaelblick-deactivated2022070]

[underneaththeweepingwillow]

like a centaur to an apple

[sugluvgalaxy]

How do yall keep on finding pictures of THIS specific pool party

[cannibalchicken]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I laughed WAY to hard at this