haemyeong

I show up to throw up

[the-one-who-have-no-idea]

They breached containment!

[drilanime]

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[cuteycandycataclysm]

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

[sadomarxist]

[cungadero]

here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

[harrypotterfuryroad]

this is “not all men” cloaked in progressive-sounding vocabulary

[cungadero]

harry potter blog.

[justjoncomic]

[memorycycle]

entering a restaurant in a gyrocopter through the front door like wheeling it in and im wearing full pilot gear and i start flying it inside with the blades spinning and hitting shit like knocking peoples food off the tables and they call the police and the pull me out of it and drag me out and confiscate the gyrocopter and like 30 minutes later somehow i come back with a different colored gyrocopter and i start doing the same exact thing

[gengarite]

he disconnected immediately afterwards

[foxy-sierra]

DEMOLISHED.

[ipromiseyouiwilldosomething]

[swords-machine]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

my least rational fear is what if i end up being a pony in the mlp universe and i get the most revealing cutiemark like what if my cutiemark is the bisexual flag and i have to cover it up with makeup for years and pretend to be a blank flank to not get outed to my conservative pegasus father whos favorite newspaper is called "the right wing"

[paper--machete]

[play-now-my-lord]

there's this new scam going around where someone puts your dick in their mouth and gobbles on it until you bust. Obviously this siphons off nutrients and moisture from your body - they walk away with 'em scot-free. Not good, and a lot of people are falling for it. Mostly it's girls doing it but they're not the only ones. Stay frosty out there

[play-now-my-lord]

They call it a "blow job" on the mean streets but I'll be the first to tell you, it's no career for an honest man

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

hey y’all I just found the sloppiest, wettest sounding bass patch I’ve ever heard. here you go 

[twistedhellknight52]

*walks in the, grarse barefoot and enjoys nature* Hmm. This is peceful.

*hears taylor swift in the background*

ok back too business.

[twistcmyk]

[radiofreederry]

Pissvortex being detained by tumblr staff for being mean to terfs

[flimflix]

[powerburial]

now that’s glitching. that’s what its all about baby

[thetyrannosaur]

war is hell