[randomshenaniganery]

Am I watching shadow and bone purely for the crows?

yes

[sargent-major-jane]

why aren’t we talking about how that scene in carry on where baz is like “I’m very, very gay” and that scene in rwrb where henry is like “i’m very, very gay” are like the same and how these poor classical musician guys have the same Repressed Gay Rich Boy Energy and how they both spent the entirety of their teen years pining for their sworn rival, an oblivious bi dumbass who was totally into them the whole time and just didn’t realize it

[fiirstprince]

let oscar isaac play a gay man and cast him as rafael luna in the rwrb movie

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

[seal-of-unknown]

me, begging, tears in my eyes: please. please just tell me what the book is about. the plot. please

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

[clownboybebop]

me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-

The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?

me: exactly. Now,

[the-pandora-jar]

Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens

Me and my sensitive ass:

[sofiapdf]

of course you believe in soulmates you’re gay

[patrochillesismyshit]

i absolutely love this review

[dangerouslyandrogynousbanana]

This was actually more devastating than their deaths

‘ACHILLES, it says, and nothing more’

[dangerouslyandrogynousbanana]

I just read ‘The song of Achilles’

I knew how it would end. How it had to end. We all know the legend of Achilles. His death. I were prepared for that. I were not prepared for Patroclus. And all that love. So much of it. That ending got to me. It was perfect. In the saddest way possible.

[elven-child]

listen I don’t “like” things, I either read a book/watch a show and forget 0.2 secs later or change my entire lifestyle based on what it was until I find something new

[dangerouslyandrogynousbanana]

I really enjoy wild born more than I thought I would. Definetely worth a read. It actually managed to surprise me a little and I look forward to finish it

(It’s probably for kids but I don’t care)

[abigail-abridged-summaries]

Cordelia went to spy on Alastair in the drawing room for a sip of tea and accidentally left with a whole kettle

[secondstar-acorn]

Red Vines: *exist*

Me: don’t do it

My dumbass brain after all these years:

[weaver-z]

ATTENTION fake Harry Potter fans, the following works are NOT part of the Harry Potter canon: Harry Potter 1-7, Fantastic Beasts, The Cursed Child

The following works ARE part of the Harry Potter canon: A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, Potter Puppet Pals

[weaver-z]

My Immortal I’m so sorry my dumb bitch ass forgot to list you as canon oh my god

[outlandishreads-deleted-deactiv]

im a simple girl.. i see book, i buy book, i let book sit on my shelf for months unread