mormor but they have a messy ass divorce because being down bad for your boss who abuses u is getting a lot less fun when the beating makes ur joints ache
Not today Justin

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Misplaced Lens Cap

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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#extradirty
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Xuebing Du
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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mormor but they have a messy ass divorce because being down bad for your boss who abuses u is getting a lot less fun when the beating makes ur joints ache
more human Gangle for the enjoyers! 💖
found an old wip of them to finish up! 🦋
(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.
op but have you considered that the old man is super cool and the young boy is the chosen one
and obviously women can't be cool or chosen
thanks for letting us know
dan says this right after licking his phusband on main
it finally happened
dnp filming poppy playtime this is not a drill
I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life
Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️
this is so stupid i’m sorry
Marlboro mind processing.
No willpower.
No independence.
Only cravings and lusts for Marlboro.
The body encased in Marlboro Leather. The brain encased in the Marlboro Lid. Prepared for the mindfucking ritual.
The toxic and addictive Marlboro Gifts, hungrily pulled into the eager lungs - NEEDING the drug… NEEDING it more… pumping through the veins, swelling the Cock… Marlboro and Leather fucking and twisting deep into my mind and soul… all other priorities smothered and cleansed.
The soul being fed and nourished as Marlboro reinforces my devotion, tightening the grip on my mind… the Leather lubricating deeper penetration of my mind and soul by Marlboro‘s Truths. Fucking out the old moral codes and recoding the mind with the ecstatic lustful awareness of Marlboro’s Power and authority… so grateful, and so eager to give up more to Marlboro, with the promise of deeper pleasure with deeper Communion with Marlboro.
No desire to resist… only to sink deeper into perversion and deeper lustful ecstacy under Marlboro’s control.
Marlboro is my Demon Lord and Master, Saviour and God.
HAIL MARLBORO!
human gumlee tho.. (forgot to post from 2023!)
how to unwind: gamer edition (1, 2)
gaymers helping gaymers
5 times Dan and Phil click baited us
+ one time it was real
missing them so bad rn
Cake&Fork