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howellz

dan and phil meme: cute moments [2/3]: x

coco-chip

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

legit-writing-tips

So I went for a quick walk to the corner store near me to pick up a couple of things.

The person who owns the store is an older Muslim man. He’s always been nothing but friendly, to the point of letting me take the stuff I had planned to buy with the promise of paying him back once when my card didn’t work.

Today I walked in and got my stuff, stepped up to the counter, and started to say hi. Then he turned around, motioned for me to wait a moment, and continued with what he was doing. It was only then I realized he was in the middle of his prayers.

So I waited at the counter for a few minutes. Then he picked up his mat and put it away, came over, and gave me a free corny dog to thank me for my patience (and because we’re pals).

This is My America, or at least the way I want it to be.

Diversity. Acceptance. Friendship. And bonding over unhealthy fried food.

neptunethesea

this is so amazing thank you

alphawitchnyxx

This is what America should be. Thank you for sharing this, it’s a nice reminder that there is still good in this world.

moonchair

Thankfully, she didn’t ask too many more questions.

nova-loves-cats

Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.

Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.

profmeowmers

funnelcloudd

This is wholesome

adenaselamin

we named our cat after finn from star wars

adenaselamin

@oliviermiraarmstrongs #is he called finn or do they just always refer to him as ‘finn from star wars’#‘come get some food finn from star wars’#‘did you let finn from star wars out’

his name is finn from star wars and we refer to him as such, thank you

terrapincentury-deactivated2018

cool

ruinedchildhood

sizvideos

blackichigo1-deactivated2015022

LMAOOO HAHAHA

wirts-mixtapes-deactivated20181

this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

duckypi

why are old people so obsessed with doing this

pucikat-deactivated20161211

me as a castaway spelling with leaves:

tfw u get stranded😱😱😱😞😞😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 succs 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡💩💩💩💩💩cause theres no pokestops 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜so whoever sees this 👀👀👀👀👀👈👈👈👈👈👈u know what to do😋😋😋😏😏😏😏😏😛😛😛😛😉😉😉😉💅💅💅💅💅💅

juxtp0se

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

goddamnshinyrock

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.