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ostolero

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks

chaoticnasty

Stop

hellsite-yano

Let them speak

innerwreck

fluffygif

Underwater at sunrise is a whole other world ♥

innocencelives

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

hunrising

not to be dramatic but I am a good person and I deserve to see all the songs from mitam being played live

pleasestopandrew

kryptonians

I remember watching a video where they posited that our base 10 numerical system was determined by the fact we have ten fingers. So what if another species has 12 fingers? What if they have 37 fingers?

knifefightscene

tbh when Jameela Jamil was calling these celebrities the fuck out and she said “How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… How much more?” i felt that in my bones

addictedtotheifonly

When she called the Kardashians “double agents for the patriachry” for profiting off a patriarchal narrative and selling women self consciousness, I felt that on a spiritual level.

catchymemes

sidnugget

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

isleofapplepies

One of my least favourite dialogue tropes is when a man tells a woman, “You can’t do that” or “I wouldn’t do that if I were you” and she says, “Why? Because I’m a woman and therefore too weak to handle this/can’t take care of myself?” or something to that effect and the guy replies with, “No, because everyone who tried that ended up with a bullet in their brain” or something equally reasonable and not gender-specific that paints him as the rational not sexist guy and the woman as an irrational paranoid feminist who searches for sexism in everything. This whole scenario is built on the idea that sexism is over and women’s fears and suspicions don’t have a leg to stand on. It’s also self-congratulatory pseudofeminism bc it’s supposed to make the viewer/reader/listener feel that in this specific work of fiction women are treated respectfully and as equal with men.

mentethemage-deactivated2018122

huh.. never thought of it like that

marchysmusings-deactivated20211

But, what if the male character isn’t sexist? I meam…their fictional sure but…I’m not sure how to phrase this

fandomsandfeminism

Its not a question of the character themselves- its how the writers are portraying them. The way this trope plays out, the whole moment revolves around the woman looking foolish for assuming that there is sexism happening. She is characterized as being irrational, jumping to conclusions, even insecure. While the dude is characterized as the calm, rational one.

It is a trope that specifically works by taking a woman standing up to sexism and saying “haha it wasnt actually sexist at all! Isnt calling out sexism foolish and silly. Thats what you get for assuming that men are sexist!”

f1rstperson

I have the same reaction with homophobic jokes set up like this. Like the whole “you can’t marry a woman”, “why bc you think its wrong” “no we haven’t found you the right dress yet silly!” Or stuff along those lines.

It feels like someone setting up to punch you and then you duck and the person goes “haha, i wasn’t gonna punch you at all, why would you duck? You shouldnt just assume someone’s gonna deck you because they have their fists up.”

randomslasher

…huh, wow.

proudlarents

the only listening party worth remembering is MITAM’s. i can still hear that one girl sobbing over iicf and i have war flashbacks to the video they showed when they played the song

kestrele

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

a-hurricane-thundercloud

To those of you that fear recovery because you’ve become so comfortable with your suffering:

You don’t notice it leave. It goes away slowly and you don’t even notice it’s gone until youre happy and content.

You won’t miss it. It won’t hurt. You won’t be empty. I promise it will be so much better than your head tells you.

onfirewhenifoundit

To those who worry you won’t be “you” anymore: You’ll be different, yes, but it’s a process of growing into the best version of yourself. You’ll stumble sometimes simply because some habit you developed to cope is now out of place, but you’ll be so much more able to pick yourself up again. And you will be who you were meant to be, without the distortion caused by illness. Be prepared for some grief for your old life, but don’t let that make you afraid to embrace the new one.

sorion

That voice that’s telling you to not get help, not take meds, to keep to yourself or it might change you? That’s a symptom. The depression doesn’t want you to get rid of it, and it’s lying to you to stop you from doing it.

Don’t listen.

olllua

the-unlucky-thirteen

Have I already told the person this thing? Have I only thought about telling them? Have I only dreamt about telling them? Or am I going to tell them and find out I already told them 3 times before?

im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

lizzystarlight

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

mymindsecho

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

pukicho

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

toastpotent-deactivated20250619

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”