tumlr??? ihardly

heywhats that smel

[stability]

[sagittairy]

[railroadsoftware]

sensational

[boredpanda]

Creative Candles Cry Scented Tears When They Burn

[bombing]

hey @staff if I wanted to have unwanted content forced down my throat i’d go to my daughters school play. that kid can’t act to save her life and yet these recommended posts are somehow worse. go fuck yourselves

[oliver-sonntag]

[nikharacaoimhe-deactivated20181]

I do

[thebelfry]

comics about ditto

[youtube]

When you finally find the right emoji.

[webscene-remade]

marketing targeted at today’s youth is so strange because like, they’ve picked up on certain things, but they can’t string the parts together in a cohesive way. It’s like one of those shitpost generators. I mean, yeah, they understand that reaction gifs are a thing, and they understand that emojis are a thing, and they understand that tyler oakley is a thing. but they can’t drive the point home. that is not a proper reaction to finding the right emoji. it doesn’t make sense. they’re trying, really hard, but the nuances of internet youth culture still manage to escape their corporate grasp

[burlybard]

You are walking outside the store when you see a box of bobby pins on the ground. You pick it up, only to walk a few paces when you stumble into a second box. You turn the boxes over. On one box is a clearly written lable: “Nicola”. The other box has a label of its own: “Daniel”. Interestingly, you have two good friends by that name. You look up, and sure enough, you see Nicola and Daniel looking around the parking lot, as if they have lost something. They have looks of deep concern on their faces. Thinking you perhaps hold the key to the mystery, you shout

Dan, Nicky, your bobbies

[betterthankanyebitch]

[thekatitube]

same

[danielcinnamon]

What a shitty parent.

[danielcinnamon]

how appropriate

[terriamon]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[terriamon]

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

[terriamon]

[danielcinnamon]

it's an immediate red flag if my date doesn't have a favourite Pokemon other than Pikachu

[mdevillar]

[danielcinnamon]

TRIGGERED

[thedeandobbs]

Do you ship phan?

No because everything else in my life is infinitely more important.

[danielcinnamon]

Finally

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[jackhoward]

When are you and Dean going to bring out a book?!

We got approached a few times. They even acted like we were gonna use a ghost writer without even asking if we wanted to. Fuck that.

[danielcinnamon]

Wow. I mean these YouTube book deals are blatantly cash grabs, but the standard for literal competence and authenticity of YouTube authors is lower than I thought.

[mcrideeveryday]