Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
Oui.

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Can someone just………………. explain French to me?
its spanish but you speak it in cursive
Oui.
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Steve: what the Fuck is up Kyle
Bucky: so no head
Tony: ThAtS My OpInIoN
Thor: Look at all those chickens
Natasha: Fuck ya chicken strips
Clint: Hi welcome to chilis
Wanda: Chris is that a weed
Pietro: what up I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
Vision: Wooow
Sam: Ms Keisha oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead
Peter: Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow
Bruce: I wanna be a cowboy baby
Loki: Im a bad bitch you can’t kill me
“not all men-“
you’re right. t’challa wouldn’t treat me like this
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”
no you cant. you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper. i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A. you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies
“YOU KNEEL BEFORE MY THRONE UNAWARE THAT IT WAS BORN OF LIES” IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SENTENCES I’VE EVER READ AND I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT’S ON A POST ABOUT BULLSHITTING ON ASSIGNMENTS.
This is how I get through my AP classes... by bs’ing my papers.
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Person: What are you thinking about?
What i'm Actually thinking: Zendaya, an amazingly bold woman who slays everything she's in needs more credit in Spider-Man. She didn't have enough lines but she stole my heart and i need to see more of her in the next movies or else i'll die.
What i say: I dunno, movies and stuff.
Damien: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!
Mari: We’re just as fucked up as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.
Wes: making my way downtown
Wes: walking fast
Wes:
Wes: walking slightly slower so my steps match with Boze’s because she’s short
Flitz: *greeting Shayne and Damien* Sup gays.
Damien: Don’t you mean guys-
Flitz: Did I fucking stutter
Aliens but they take shit too seriously
Human: the day i run a marathon is the day i die.
Alien: *makes note to keep human away from marathons*
Weeks later
Human: Just got back from a marathon!
Alien: *SCREECH*
Human: Dude, when you hear this you’ll shit bricks!
Alien: *Eye tendrils flex* I-i-i’d prefer if you wouldnt tell me, thank you.
Human when it is hot: “I will fucking fight the sun”
Alien: “Please don’t. And you know that that isn’t possible”
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Human: “If you say that one more time I will kill you”
Alien: “REQUESTING BACK UP, THE HUMAN WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER, I DON’T KNOW WHY”
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Human: “Quit scaring me like that, you gave me a heart attack”
Alien: “Why aren’t you going to the hospital yet?”
“Oh god when I show my parents my report card they are going to kill me!!!”
“CONTROL CENTRE YES WE NEED ALL EYES ON THE HUMAN’S BIRTHLINGS I THINK THEY ARE PLANNING A HOMICIDE-”
I laughed waaayyyy too hard at the ‘eye tendrils twitching’
“Its raining cats and dogs!”
“I don’t see any of your domesticated animals falling from the sky..”
“I could eat a horse.”
“But, that doesn’t seem possible due to proportional differences.”
"I call BULLSHIT!"
"Who is this acquaintance of yours that is referred to as bull shit?"
Flitz: You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.
Boze: Jokes on you, I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
Flitz: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Sohinki: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Mari: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Damien: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when one of my cast mates dug their nails in my arm during bows.
Wes: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing my self with a pencil in the first grade.
Boze: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Lasercorn: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skate board.
Joven:
Joven: I have emotional scars.
Lasercorn: My own mother thought I was evil.
Lasercorn: She was right, of course, but it still hurt.
Joven: *Raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Lasercorn down at the other end of the grocery store aisle* Do you want any chips?
Lasercorn: *Yelling at full volume* I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
Mari: You know what? Underneath it all, you're actually quite nice.
Lasercorn: Repeat that disgusting slander again, and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.