A pirates life for me

21. Pansexual. Aspiring special effects make up artist, gamer, and Chapstick enthusiast.

[goalsmami]

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.

[1440p]

What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?

[1440p]

Napoleon

[1440p]

[storyunraveled-deactivated20150]

[motivatingsami-deactivated20160]

I just love the dog in the background. Like yeaaah human woooooo

[busy-busybusy]

um the dog trying to do a handstand though? like everything about this gif is perfect.

[triforce-princess]

[primrosetta]

scenes like this are the reason it was a fucking tragedy smash 4 didn’t have a story mode with cutscenes 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

PETA

you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?

you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?

you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?

you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?

you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?

you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?

you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?

Because I remember. I remember everything. 

And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too. 

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

Why would they kill pit bulls they’re sweeties

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals. 

PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them. 

PETA doesn’t give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.

[ourladyofpainourladyofdreams-de]

Some celebs support them

[i-n-m-h]

ah c’mon, dear-tumb1r, I think you’re being a bit harsh. I mean, okay, PETA’s done some questionable things, but it’s not like they’ve also

-spread false information about milk causing autism based on outdated bullshit information

-used holocaust imagery to compare the meat industry to concentration camps (no pictures)

-used a young man’s brutal death as a way to say “yeah that’s awful but it happens to animals every day and nobody cares about that” (tw: no pictures but the way the guy died is described and it is really horrible)

-dressed up in KKK robes and protested outside of the Westminister Dog Show to protest breeding/pure bred dogs (tw: racism)

-offered to pay the water bill for literally the poorest neighborhood in Detroit if and only if they all went vegan for a month (tw: self-righteous shitheads)

-and they definitely didn’t have two of their workers accept perfectly healthy animals from an animal hospital, with the implication that they would give them good homes, clarify that these animals were all healthy and well-tempered, and then euthanized them all in the back of a kill-van before dumping their dead bodies behind a grocery store (tw: PICTURES OF DEAD ANIMALS, animal death)

-and they totally didn’t get off pretty much scot-free for it because PETA has loads of money and lawyers to defend themselves, which coincidentally might be why the Cerate family hasn’t seen justice for their kidnapped and murdered dog, Maya. (tw: animal death)

Nah. PETA’s not that bad.

(/the heaviest of all my fucking sarcasm, I am salty as a fucking winter road, lord do I fucking hate PETA)

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Did you think i was fucking joking, PETA?

I will make sure everyone fucking remembers what you’ve done. 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Bringing it back, because it’s charity season and people need to know NOT to give charity to these fuckers. 

[madlizziethehedgewitch]

Seriously if you want to help animals donate to a no kill shelter, buy makeup and toiletries and laundry products and toothpaste from companies that dont test on animals, give money to conservation groups. Dont feed the trolls. PETA is definitely a troll. The biggest troll around.

[naturaekos]

“You get a strange feeling when you’re about to leave a place. Like you’ll not only miss the people you love but you’ll miss the person you are now at this time and this place, because you’ll never be this way ever again.”

Azar Nafisi, Reading Lolita in Tehran

(via naturaekos)

[ladycrappo]

[memewhore]

[spordeliaaa]

I’m gonna read this every day before work from now on.

[catgifcentral]

…and she’s gone 

[woodelf68]

Another victim of the Void.

[snitchwillow]

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

[link6echo-deactivated20181215]

I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

[cisnowflake]

I’ll miss you little friend.

[iopele]

@jenn-oddballpunk @the-sparkbeat @rizobact

[froginakettle]

made me snort

[kittykat8311]

@pastelfangs

[scyphozoic]

the Void is v safe i will keep u safe n warm n cared for lil friend

[awesome-picz]

Meet Fox Dog, A Pomeranian-Husky Mix Who Is Taking The Internet By Storm.

[pensandthings]

SO CUTE AND GORGEOUS

[sephirona]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016

[wordsnquotes]

apologize to your body. maybe, that’s where the healing begins.

Nayyirah Waheed, “Starting” (via saladinthewind)

[this-tragic-affair]

how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara 

[queenundomiel-blog]

[kyrafic]

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

[lisa-maxwell]

Word.

[johnskylar]

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

[certified-p0ser]

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

[mvslim]

These Indian Muslim schoolgirls, all aged between 10 and 16 years old, are performing Vovinam, a Vietnamese martial art, at the Saint Maaz High School in Hyderabad. Encouraged by their parents and school officials, they are learning the art of self defense on a weekly basis.

[rosebleue-deactivated20251002]

a tiny girl punching a table which is also on fire is on my dash today 

[databasecorrupted]

I CAUGHT A GASTLY IN A FUCKING BURGER KING

GOTY

[kimojunk]

HE WAS WORKING THERE

[elpatrixf]