What It Is

Just gettin some things off my chest

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Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

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I'm 26.

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When your dog starts to roll on your shoes, you know it's time to do something about that foot stank.

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When you go to the bathroom and realize that you forgot your phone so you stop in the middle to go get it.

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Me: *farts in the stall of a crowded bathroom* Everyone else: *silence* Me:....teeheeheeeheee

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Gettin home after a 5 hour drive looking like you haven't showered in 3 days

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When you stand by the trash when you eat candy do you aren't able to count the wrappers.

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For real tho

Not looking in the dressing room mirror since 2003

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Real life

when someone else is in the next stall so you have to start to pee real slow so a toot doesn't escape