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notmysecret

so fucking high *packs another bowl*

kittyloui-deactivated20211230

i’m too high

*takes another bong rip*

thelosttgirll-deactivated201908

*chokes on hit for 3 minutes* I cant go on. *takes another hit*

blunthitbarbie

Don’t pass me that shit.

*hits it anyway*

c-bassmeow

doll

garydrostle

genuinehumanboy

today is video games’s birthday.

wheel-skellington

Happy birthday videogames

ubuyo

minuty

chessys

What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man's responsibility? It's their vagina.. We can't control that...

please don’t have sex

catchymemes

zhinico

great-tweets

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE.

rustybuckett

nickaroooo

damienstarry0w0

You guys missed the best part

ladybugsandchats

Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS

novafuzzcheeks

They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO

sunbathe

ultrafacts

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absorr

Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

wizardshark

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

scp4165

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

lifeofdavo

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

cosrnos

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

tenoko1

I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.

mirthalia

Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)

There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”