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@dannisms-blog
macnightdale:
‘ it does —- so does cow meat, have you never heard of the mad cow disease? how do you KIDS even graduate? ‘ not really, just a sense of organization, but hey i’ve learned so far that not all of us have that, so i guess labeling it as a mental illness makes more sense. ‘
"-No shit? I thought mad cow disease was just something cows got. Easy, I didn't graduate, dropped out. So you're not compelled to do shit, like open and shut a door twenty times?"
mercedesorzona:
‘ envious of what darling? that second category weave that you call HAIR? don’t make me laugh. ‘
"At least my hair doesn't look like a dye job gone wrong."
“Medical examiner, but I still went to med school.” Linnea explains, shrugging. “Hey, whatever works best for you, right?”
"Is that all?" Danni cocked her head scoffing. "I mean, it's not exactly the best, best for me would be a professional hitman honestly."
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@hannahiismss
‘ i actually can’t drink any ordinary milk, cow milk actually makes you go insane so —- i stay away from it, don’t wanna go mad too early. ‘ mac shrugged his shoulders while watching the other. ‘ but my food intake has nothing to do with my sense of organization, if that answers your question. ‘
"Wait, cow milk makes you go wacko? Shit, maybe my mom wasn't an alcoholic but a milkaholic , it all makes sense." she jokingly told in amazement. "What has to do with it then, your OCD?"
“I mean, it works for me. I’m a doctor.” She replies, laughing softly.
"A doctor, huh? Maybe your artistic side is just fried I mean you must do a lot of smart shit all day right? I just work at a theater so guess it works out for me too."
winnie-adams:
dannisms:
It was true that the family was prone to bad eyesight – Winnie’s mother, father, siblings and grandparents all wore glasses for some reason or another, but Winnie worsened her own by playing games. Still she didn't want to tell the brunette that she was so obsessed because she wasn’t allowed to play them growing up. “I-I just…really like gaming.” She settled on, proud of herself for giving a short and simple answer for once. “But you’re right; I should probably get better sleep and stuff…”
"And I just really like pretzels." she laughed. "Oh dude no, I wouldn't take any advice from me, espesically medical. The only experience I have is selling weed but it wasn't medicinal."
@ohmycharlie
"Not to brag or anything buuut-" she smiled slowly pulling out a bag of chocolate from behind her back. "I managed to sneak in m&m's for the popcorn, you and your munchies can thank me later."
“— i guess i’d have to watch the movie if i wanted to be anything like him, which i won’t do.” he replied with a serious expression “you mean all of them, right? i’m almost perfect danni.” a laugh escaped his lips at his joke “but my dates AREN’T with you, maybe i need to find me a girl who appreciates my love of rom-coms. and adam sandler. i’m keeping hope.” he raised an eyebrow, before furrowing them and frowning at her sudden outburst “why?” he questioned “— i believe there was a disagreement in our future plans, and the OTHER things that happened that day i believe we’d both rather weren’t brought up .. do we need to rehash everything or .. ?” he asked, smiling a little placing a hand on her shoulder “what’s meant to be will be dan. i promise.” he reassured her, looking into her eyes for a split second, trying his hardest to avoid the tension he could feel building the longer they spoke.
"Yeah, don't I don't feel like signing a contract and other BS." she joked rolling her eyes once again at his cockiness. "Oh yeah, sure, i'm practically drolling over you." Danni sarcastically teased widening her eyes, "hey, I loved those perks unconditionally.. even your massive man crush on Sandler." she defended her perkiness fading as the conversation took a darker turn. "-I know.. I was there.. but that was then.. and this is now." she sighed feeling as if her breath was caught in her lungs, as if it were struggling to come out, before she could agree, even nod to his statement. Suddenly something sent her into overdrive, her lips pressed against his as she cupped his face.
$
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text]: ughhh, yse im durnk but can you belive I loss tihs guy?? [image][text]: he wsa literaly so prefect ): i actully h8 myshelf
[text]: …. [text]: was he? [text]: tell me more.
,[text]: omgf yess
[text]: he hat thse eyes nad thye mde me wanna kiss him, y know?
finnbrcxton:
“would you rather fifty shades of braxton? grey was the dudes last name, right?” he questioned, with a smirk “— not all of them. some of them were alright.” he sighed, rolling his eyes at her response “oh yeah, murder. perfect for date night. should i be worried about your love of MURDER? how do i get you out of that danni?” he asked, with a laugh “— it’s even better when you’ve got a hot girlfriend coming home to you, it makes the chocolates and flowers all worth it, even with the valentines price markups we all know they do.”
"How about neither? You're better then some abusive Grey bullshit." she scoffed with a roll of her eyes. "-I guess SOME of yours were not too awful too, maybe I didn't mind the sleep talking.. some would say I even find it cute.." she mumbled rambling on. "Yeah, if that date's with me . No, you should be glad that all these murder movies and shows have amped up my detective skills." Danni's eyes perked up at his compliment resisting the urge to kiss him was proving harder by the minute but she looked down removing her eyes from him, so they couldn't wander to his lips. "-If it was all so great, why'd we stop it?" she blurted out with a breathy tone.
$
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[text]: ughhh, yse im durnk but can you belive I loss tihs guy?? [image][text]: he wsa literaly so prefect ): i actully h8 myshelf
✆
Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[text]: hey, i know were not dating but can u still bring me breakfast in bed?? pleeasee.[text]: gr8, so id love if u could do that thing u used to do all the time with the pancakes..[text]: wait and bring me coffee, if you dont itll be ur fault if I snap and kill someone. d:
mercedesorzona:
dannisms:
‘ i have, and so do our security guards —- i’d say the color of DEATH would suit you like a glove, can you grasp what color that is? ‘
"You mean the scrawny teenagers you see being d-bags all over social media? I'm real threatened, yes, I mean you do a REAL great job representing it, that and your overwhelming stench of jealousy. Do you guys not sell perfume to mask envy?"
rpmememaker:
Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
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@hannahiismss
finnbrcxton:
“fifty shades of finn?” he raised an eyebrow “it’s all i’ve got, get used to it, dan.” he shrugged, both happy and a little worried at how easily he’d slipped back into their usual habits “ouch. not everybody can be as perfect as the wonderful daniella vega, but i’ll find someone one day.” he joked to mask the awkwardness that he’d brought to the conversation “ah, but the scream franchise doesnt have any hopeless romance to show me what the ladies like does it? don’t hate on me just because i’m a hopeless romantic, as i recall you LOVED it.”
"-Don't. That sounds so bad." she whined shaking her head. "Oh so you agree, you think i'm perfect and here I thought you hated all my annoying perks?" Danni asked skipping the entire context of the sentence. "No, but it has murder, which this girl LIKES. Oh, I did I didn't think it was possible for me to even like the idea of Valentine's day but when you get home to chocolates and a hot boyfriend you start to like it."
