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Danny Jay 18 - Auststralian

[dannnyjay-blog]

Am I really so hard to read? For most people I am their go to guy for support but just once, I wish someone could ask "what's wrong Daniel?" I am slowly, slowly falling to pieces and no one is even noticing...

[nevver]

Ladybird Mimic Spider

[anarchohedonism]

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

[wildmooose-deactivated20130225]

Lol

[dannnyjay-blog]

so much drama :'(

[dannnyjay-blog]

so hungry ... yet so comfortable D:

[i-m-trying-to]

Be Happy:)

[naomithecar]

[xyzena]

[dannnyjay-blog]

MY FUCKED UP NIGHT!

I came down to Franga to see my bestest mate Sebba to catch up and go out partying with him. We preeed at mine before heading off to the club. Everytime we go out in franga, there is always people trying to start fights with him... :/ i dunno why but i always step in.. and say "oi kent... (not to swear) but... if you are gonna f... with him then you gotta f... with me too..." and yeah, tonight i told sebba to order his shot and mine so we can do them together and i will pay.. he orders his and gets told to go to the far side of the bar.. and this other kent... orders a drink and drops all his money.. Being the nice guy i am.. (i think) I gtabbed out my phone and shinned my light so he can find his money.. i picked up .40cents... and he says to me.. "oi there was a lot more than that".. and i explained "wtf? i shinned the light for you to find your money, i am helping you out" and he grabbed my shirt.. and was like "kent.. there was heaps more"... and i pushed him as hard as i could, and he like slammed into the bar and let go off me... I went to find my mate.. and yeah, there was no one by myside? wtf? i am always there with my mate when there is a fight.. why wasnt there no one by myside the first time I ... I nearly get in fight?? :/ fml! :(:(:( and... worst of all.. I believe he stole my bank card.. or I dropped it when i pushed him... $4000 dollars gone!! :'( FUCK ME!!!

[fickjarammstein]

[dannnyjay-blog]

strangest and realistic dream last night D:

I was on a train by myself heading to see a couple of mates and to catch up. I needed to swap platforms to catch another train that was heading to the location we were going and my friends were already at the platform waiting for me to arrive. Anywho, I finally arrived at the stop and got off the train and walked down to the street because it was a level crossing. As I was walking I was kicking a bottle on the ground and it went onto another train track (this was on the street part where cars drive over the tracks and not the actually wooden planks part of the track) and without even looking I walked onto the track to kick the bottle in the right direction. I immediately turned to see if a train was coming cause i legit freaked out and couldnt believe I didnt look. Meanwhile my train was still waiting in its spot ready to take off and I was going to run but I decided not too. The train took off and I proceeded to walk to the next platform. I was walking up the stairs when I dont know why, but i looked back at the tracks and in just a matter of seconds I saw a train coming and this lady walking on the tracks and it hit her. It was like a death scene from SAW and I got this sudden urge to just throw up. I turned and covered my mouth with tears in my eyes and people on the platform were staring at me and all I could get out of my mouth was "she got hit." All of a sudden this lady (her friend) ran to the edge of the platform and let out a high screech "TRACEY" ... and then i woke up :/

[dannnyjay-blog]

fuck me.. I've been single for toooo long ha

[ukulel3s-deactivated20140719]

one time i got hit in the head with a soda

luckily it was a soft drink

[dannnyjay-blog]

you a stupid hoe! stupid stupid stupid hoe!

I hate the quote "you don't know me." Just shut the fuck up.. If you act all innocent and nice just for me and act like a cow to everyone else, then I guess I dont know that you are a two faced hoe!! -___- #rageface.... does anyone even still say hoe...? hahaha...

[risticeva-blog]

[anqaa]

Oh, wow. The usual version of wing tattoos where they’re folded up against the shoulder blades doesn’t appeal to me but these… oh yes.

[lostupdate]

I .. really want a tattoo like this. I’ve never even wanted a tattoo before but wow. 

[dailypessimism-deactivated20230]

[literallysame]

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[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

[dannnyjay-blog]

I WANT A SAUSAGE DOG! D:

[classicsimpsons]