dropout champion

Zem/Danny | 18 |(they/them)

[capacity]

I’m gonna go drink some water and see where that takes me….

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

By far the scariest message i’ve gotten from a porn bot blog

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Bigfoot Theory: They’ve never caught him on camera because he turns 90 degrees and becomes too thin to see. 

[xmenlesbians]

Flat Earth Theory is OUT, Flat Bigfoot Theory is IN

[wanghedi]

This is the THE hottest take I’ve ever heard

[racial]

if youre a 4 eyed demon girl pls dm me

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[penicillium-pusher]

my counselor: how are you doing?

me: good, how are you?

my counselor: good, what brings you in today?

me: im doin real bad karen

[imhavingacrisis-deactivated2016]

[roll-a-natural-queer]

thats just,,, how it is

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[pro-gay]

You: not everything has to be gay! Some good things are straight too Me:

[nammies]

So I’m bad?????????

[pro-gay]

[kelsiline]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

action movie protagonist to his daughter: Honey…Daddy’s gotta go away for awhile. Pop’s gotta go. I got some bad men after me, some really nasty guys. Some big meanies are trying to catch me, and well dad’s gotta go. I’m sorry sweetie, but dad’s gotta blast. Some really rude men are after me. You gotta go stay with mom because I’m putting not just myself in danger, but my family too. For some reason I think mom’s place is safer than my off the grid apartment/house/cabin

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

I had a dream abt weed

[ughjeez-deactivated20161007]

[rubyfruitnb]

world hard tiddy soft

[rubyfruitnb]

world cold tiddy warm

[rock-bomber]

Weelee!

[rock-bomber]

Weelee…

[rock-bomber]

Weelee…..

[rock-bomber]

WEELEE

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