yuk foo

[apopse-leipeis]

Satan: hey I bought your soul last month and- Me: no returns. Satan: please it’s making me sad.

[mjalti]

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[shock]

love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good

[oh-archivist]

me: how am i single

me: *emotionally detached, picky af, doesn’t go out at all, has disgusting habits, too shy to talk to anyone they find cute, etc.*

me: how am i single

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[aresmarked]

*music intro plays, beat of silence* Audience Member: WHO IS IT??? *people laugh* Britney: It’s Britney bitch.

[ohyeahdefinitely]

WHO IS IIIIIIT

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it

[dsamuelsonart]

Drawlloween day 6: Ghost

Gouache, 5 x 7″

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word

[urban-cryptid]

It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist

[tuhgootoo-gone-deactivated20191]

im going to lose my fucking shit over this tweet nothing will ever live up to this

[lesbianherstorian]

sappho fragment 80 (l-p 126)

[harrywelsh]

[lesbianherstorian]

over two and a half millennia later and lesbians is the same

[mamoru]

[bitsow]

4800 players, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony Speedrun

[kaijuno]

its not even music anymore it’s just a shockwave that kills you instantly

[mikrokosmos]

Reblog if you want to be annihilated by the physics-defying supersonic Beethovenian explosion

[goodnightmoonvale]

Superman’s real superpower is finding white button up shirts opaque enough to hide a bright red, blue, & yellow Superman logo underneath without it showing through.

[godisablckwoman-deactivated2019]

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

[halloweenshit]

[andrewbelami]

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

[chastainjessica]

“It’s terribly important to remember just what terrible people all men are.”  - Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

[snuh]

[betterthanakickintheface]

Smooosh

[hivs]

spirits of hell and heaven judging your soul in afterlife