Dan Ryckert Just Said...

A compendium of wit, wisdom, and existential musings from Giant Bomb's Dan Ryckert.

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“Chipotle is a little too ritzy.”

On Giant Bombcast 12/1/2015

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“Iconic... one of the top ten video game onions.”

Talking about Chop Chop Master Onion on Demo Derby: Playstation Underground: Volume 1 Issue 3 (12/7/15)

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“I’ve got a 5.9 inch pale chub.”

Talking about a fish he caught -- I swear! -- on Amiibo Festival Festival (11/18/15)

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“[Snakes] are just like scary belts.”

On Metal Gear Scanlon V - Part 15 (11/11/15)

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“I would eat a treasonous bald eagle. I would eat the Benedict Arnold of bald eagles.”

On Giant Bombcast 11/3/2015

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“And in that moment it’s your job to be a dick to children and it’s SO MUCH FUN.”

On Giant Bombcast 11/3/2015

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“Rush fans always want to talk about time signatures and stuff like that. Like, I don’t want to do math when I’m listening to rock songs.”

On Mailbag: No Spoons Edition (10/22/2015)

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"Is that a special Twisted Metal 2 jacket? GOD I WANT THAT." On Demo Derby: Playstation Underground Volume 1 Issue 1

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“Wine’s stupid.”

"I just can't imagine being in any situation where I'd be like 'Ooooh, I want some wine!'" "It's not a cool guy drink. Beer and whiskey, that's what a cool guy drinks." On Quick Look: Yoshi's Woolly World (10/10/2015

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“I have a drawer in my fridge that’s nothing but Taco Bell fire sauce.”

"And that makes a pretty good marinade." On Giant Bombcast 9/22/2015

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“Every single lunch, almost without exception from about 8th Grade to College, my lunch was the exact same. It was three items: a soft pretzel, french fries, and a big bowl of nacho cheese.”

“That is zero of the four food groups.”

“Oh, and a Surge.”

“I don’t know how you’re still alive.”

On Giant Bombcast 9/22/2015

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“So Ryan Seacrest is like Carson Daly in a weird aspect ratio?”

On Giant Bombcast 9/22/2015

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@DanRyckert are you banksy?

— Brian, Award Winner (@rainbowfission) September 22, 2015

Yes. https://t.co/wM8mqOnGBV

— Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert) September 22, 2015

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“Is wrestling tamer than emojis?”

On the Giant Bombcast 09/15/2015

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“That looks just like Yvonne Strasnoffnoffski!”

On Quick Look: Act of Aggression (9/13/2015)

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“Can you poop in the road and then put C4 on the poop and blow it up and poop goes flying everywhere?”

On Giant Bombcast 9/01/2015