I gave you all I had

Manu Bennett punched my butt

[grimeclown]

killing rom the vacuous spider and realizing that you still gotta fight more elder gods in order to end the nightmare

[grimeclown]

Had to be there i guess

[isquirtkerosine]

One of the most influential sentences ever written.

[angelolytle]

oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄

[hey-itssteve-deactivated2022072]

[coughloop]

hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

[i-give-people-morbius]

[kingscrown666]

Is this the whole fucking movie in real time?? Not sped up????

[dennisyoubitch]

me while crossing the road

[donniefinnerman]

[wiccankonan]

My fave part of Naruto is when Lee shows up with his bowl haircut and kicks Sasuke’s ass dirty in front of his only two friends and then kicks Gaara’s ass Infront of a whole stadium and his family.

[orionfightsforearth]

[liquidstar]

Thank god finally

[liquidstar]

Why is every single one of you tagging this saying "oh just like horseshoe crabs" why the hell do you all know how horseshoe crabs mate off the top of your heads?

[liquidstar]

What the fuck do you mean "because of the lesbian horseshoe crabs"

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[joy-nstuff]

The Amoungus rock watches over us all as it has for thousands of years.

[throughwinterfields]

Eric Houck

[woundthatswallows]

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you

[m0uthz]

m0uthz

[grimspirit]

[sandersstudies]

I am OBSESSED with people telling me how they met the love of their life. Just found out my director met his wife through a misdirected email - that’s fate right there.

[sandersstudies]

“I saw her last name was Jewish - and I’m Jewish, so when I corrected the email I told her Shabbat Shalom with a smiley face — this was the very beginning of the emoticon era, you understand. She had a watermark of a dog rescue at the bottom of her email, and I love dogs, so I found her website and there she was — all these videos of her rehabilitating dogs and talking about the organization. I fell in love with her just from those videos.”

😭😭😭

[sandersstudies]

“I asked if we could meet for coffee, told her I was looking for volunteer opportunities — which was halfway a lie — and she said ‘okay, but just so you know I have a boyfriend, so this is strictly business,’ and I was so disappointed, but I did want to meet her. We sat in that coffeeshop until they turned the lights out on us, and she broke up with her boyfriend the next day.”

[sandersstudies]

MULTIPLE people in the notes have told me how important these tags are to them so here’s to keeping it in the main post.

[slopaganda]

i wish the author of my immortal a very pleasant mcr reunion tour

[slopaganda]

i also wish hideo kojima a very pleasant mcr reunion tour

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

How do you know they're not one and the same?

[slopaganda]