[real-horse-facts]

the more I think about it the more I realize that those little girls that are obsessed with dragons are just horse girls that wanted an animal less likely to injure them

[copperbadge]

"less likely" swept me to the floor

[pangur-and-grim]

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

[arsnof]

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

[trashcora]

OBI-WAN KENOBI | 1.02 “Part II”

[lastvalyrian]

So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what's even better. There was a ball pit.

[trashcora]

The Book of Boba Fett | Chapter 5: The Return of the Mandalorian

[just-a-lonely-nobody]

[softearth]

being boring isn’t a bad thing. you don’t have to impress anyone. live simply. let go.

[guerrillatech]

[straightboyfriend]

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#baby girl put this foolish ambition to rest

[bijameswilson]

The Book of Boba Fett | Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian

dir. Bryce Dallas Howard

[tryclops]

what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time

[bigshotmot]

turns them into a furby

[isayoldbean]

takes a screenshot

[rosegardenofeden]

polycule

[everydaylouie]

forbidden romance

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[mariakono]

[beardedmrbean]

[kaijuno]

My 🍃supplier in college was cheated on by his long time gf and he decided to get revenge by fucking her dad. He was gonna fuck her mom but like, her dad was straight up DILF material so he changed his target.

The story would like, end there, like "haha he fucked her dad thats wild!!" but like, the dad was married. So he cheated on his wife with his daughter's ex. his petty homewrecking caused his ex's parents' divorce. But they ended up having a really strong connection. And as of 3 years ago i noticed on facebook that the dude and ex's dad got married, so he became her step-dad.

BRO

[pogesterone]

A girlfriend is a type of chew toy

[todaysbird]

BIRDS: EXPOSED

SERATONIN: RISING

[colorschanging]