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my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

picadreams

How dare you call me out like this

synnefo-nefeli

I’ve started calling this “Digital Pacing” and since naming it, it’s helped me recognize the pattern before I’ve fallen too long into its trap.

pityboy

affirmations for when you have to send emails

shanastoryteller

I worked at a McDonald's as a cashier in high school and it was during a time when they changed their POS system (point of sale, not piece of shit) so everything was now in a slightly different, less logical place, but I was working 20ish hours a week so I picked it up really quickly

Anyway I was out with my friend in the next town over and we went to a McDonald's because she really wanted an ice tea and we go through the drive through. The man greets us out of the little speaker and asks for our order and she says "Hi! Could I get a large sweet ice tea please?"

Silence.

Longer silence.

And I knew in my heart what was happening.

So I leaned over and said, "It's on page two of drinks, under juice, then the third one down."

Another much shorter silence.

Then:

"What the - how the hell did... Uh. I mean. Thank you?"

And it's been literally ten years but I'm still riding the high from that.

algorithmist

happy birthday blini cat

catchymemes

drinkyourjuiceshelby

jaspurr

the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten.

strawberryhorrorshow

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

ebearcrochet

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

cozysafechaotic

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

everythingfox

Strange plant 🤔

miggylol

malglories

wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

justareallyboredfangirl

what hozier song is this

irnhero

big fuck you to every single person who said we were overreacting in 2016.

jonsnowhite

Honorable mention to people who said that clinton would have been the same...

transsending

this one death of that woman is suddenly going to count more than over 350,000 deaths from covid bc it's more politically convenient

transsending

"A woman died today!"

thousands of people died today from a virus you had the ability to help prevent! I'm not interested in turning some MAGA fucker into a martyr! stop doing it for them!

advanced-procrastination

The fact that she was maga trash isn’t even important. She was a terrorist. Like an actual terrorist. “She died” yeah, committing acts of terror. “She was a 14-year vet” cool, she was a 1-day terrorist. “She had a family” whom she abandoned to commit acts of terror. Keep the fuck up.