DTF(Down To Fight)

Hi I'm Ashley. She/her Asexual Smol and angry

[beggars-opera]

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

[the-gayest-dovah]

His handlers:

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[waitingforsomething2]

Wait I am gonna cry

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams meeting fans in Paris and finding out about Connor's Emmy nomination | July 8, 2026 (via R0WDYROZY)

[serenthelioness]

More Sunny Love- Beautiful Momma!

She killed it! I know Hudson is so proud of his beautiful Momma! She looks so comfortable too.

[ilyapasta]

Anyway scrimmages are enrichment for post-rivalry married on the Cens hollanov. Don’t talk to Shane right now Luca, he’s thinking about slamming Ilya into the boards and saying “Too slow, eh Rozanov?” Before expertly stealing the puck and scoring with reckless aggression on their poor backup goalie. He’s going to suck on Ilya’s bruise later. Wiebe is wondering if this is at all productive but like. Hollander and Rozanov did take a slight pay-cut.

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[natalieironside]

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

[sawkinator]

can we send him to the glue factory instead

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat]

the other night I dreamt that ao3 got a new number go up button titled "jorked it"

[asdcats]

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

[sandersstudies]

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

[sandersstudies]

“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.

But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3

[sandersstudies]

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and stockholm syndrome was coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[russianblush]

the photoshoot that keeps on giving

[misssassy56]

They really want hudcon at the Emmy’s lol

IT WILL HAPPEN BABY TRUST!!! THIS👇🏼 PT.2 LOADING SOON🥰

Btw how the fuck did I never notice how tightly H is holding onto C's waist here?😭😭😭

[gaynehollander]

Once Shane’s on the Centaurs they almost never spend a night apart. They go from only having a few weeks together every summer and catching a day here and there, whenever their schedules align, to living in each others' pockets. They don't even have to separate for road trips. They get to spend every day together and every night in each others' arms. It kind of surprises both of them how easy it is to fit around each other. After years of taking what they could get, they finally get to have every moment and sometimes just the thought of it is overwhelming.

The real kicker comes the first time they spend a night apart. Shane has been booked for a photoshoot that requires him to stay overnight. It shouldn't be a big deal. It's one night. They've spent countless nights apart before.

However, it's nearing 2 AM and Shane still can't fall asleep. There's no deep breathing that boarders on snores filling the room, no one snatching the blankets from him, no cloying warmth of a furnace disguised as a 220 pound hockey player forcing him to stick his feet from under the blanket in an attempt not to overheat. It's awful. It shouldn't be this difficult. They spent years in a long-distance relationship, Shane wishing every night for Ilya's presence. He should be able to do this. But never before has he felt his absence this keenly.

Eventually he gives up and texts him "I can't fucking sleep without you" only for Ilya's face to light up his screen as he immediately calls, having encountered the same problem. They talk for a while and do eventually manage to fall asleep, phones propped up on the pillows on the side of the bed reserved for their husband, just revelling in hearing the sound of the other person's breathing. After that, Shane is reluctant to accept any work commitment that requires him spending a night away from Ilya. It's just not worth it.