Official Page of Me

Dan. 30. He/him. Rated M for mature. I didn't ask for my parents' permission before going online.

[danwithouttheplan]

📌 yes, the axolotl IS a salamander

[comment-tube]

[adz]

i am a biological machine that turns cold cans of Campbell’s soup into shareholder value and nude selfies

[adz]

>:(

[tall]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

(shared with permission from @sonjalang )

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[aqwult]

[argumate]

I don't see what the-- oh gosh

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[danwithouttheplan]

"themes and motifs" you mean the overarchies?

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

there was enough room on the raft 

[danwithouttheplan]

"Hey there." - the faceless hair man, I dunno

[maliketh]

I only follow virgins..are you one?

[bacteriumphage]

Thought that post was cute so i drew it

[graveyardrabbit]

I really love those posts of people showing their stuffed animals various things and locations, gonna start doing that

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my giant ground sloth the Feather River and the Feather River Fish Hatchery fish ladder

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my cat the location of the last stagecoach hold-up in San Mateo County

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my sockeye salmon The Gates Of Hell

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my humpback whale Methuselah the coast redwood

[graveyardrabbit]

showing my banana slug the grave of Emperor Norton

[escuerzoresucitado]

[danwithouttheplan]