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dany harper rose clarington 26 years old, business owner, tattooist & piercer, doting mom, hot ass baby momma. love you, bye.   now why'd you wanna             go and put   starz in their eyes?          it's the same old story well   but they just didn't realise        ✨✨✨✨✨

[patrick-stclarington]

Does anybody around here have any experience with party planning? I think I need a bit of help.

[danyclxrtn]

patrick-stclarington​:

Does anybody around here have any experience with party planning? I think I need a bit of help.

As if you actually went out there and mass send asked the whole community when you literally have me as a sister?

[danyclxrtn]

patrick-stclarington​:

I’m pretty sure they don’t like anybody who isn’t themselves so I wouldn’t get too offended.

I’m their darling little sister — and only sister, I might add, I should be an exception to the rule.

[danyclxrtn]

gradiansamevans​:

Oh, it’s nothing really. It’s just that when my dad lost his job, I had to step up and work a couple of jobs in high school so I could make sure that Ashton and my other siblings had everything they needed. It’s just how my life was but I wouldn’t change it for the world.

Oh my goodness, you’re like a real adult are you? That’s impressive, very admirable.

[danyclxrtn]

gradianmax​:

Believe me I’m treasuring every fucking second. I don’t even want to think about her turning ten. Fuck.

God Max, i’m old.

[danyclxrtn]

gradianmax​:

Can’t believe my kid is almost four months old now. My kid. Fucking wild, still. Anyone know if I’m still going to be having these ‘wow, i’m a fucking dad’ moments when she’s like 18?

Oh baby, you better be treasuring that feeling, because you’ll miss that when they’re 10 years old and you’re having one of those moments,

[danyclxrtn]

patrick-stclarington​:

I’m one of your older brothers but I actually like you so I’ll always try to make you feel better.

Are you trying to insinuate that our other brothers don’t like me?

[danyclxrtn]

gradiansamevans​:

I grew up having to be responsible so I guess I never really grew out of it.

Oh, is that right? Tell me more.

[danyclxrtn]

gradiansamevans​:

I do but I also know my limits.

Oooh, responsible, I can dig that.

[danyclxrtn]

ghcstfm​:

i have given him nothing but unconditional fucking love, and maybe a ‘suspicious’ looking rash. 

Oh, unconditional love? Where please?

[danyclxrtn]

ghcstfm​:

I call that a win, given your brother once gave me crabs, 

That sounds like something you’d do.

[danyclxrtn]

jojosmxthe​:

Who said anything about outfits you can just come round and have a no clothes dinner. Sounds like the perfect outfits for friends like us.

And waste an opportunity to let you undress me? Honey, this isn’t amateur hour.

[danyclxrtn]

ghcstfm​:

it’s called sushi bitch, SUSHI 

Honey, it’s called a urinary tract infection.

[danyclxrtn]

jojosmxthe​:

Name a time and place and we will 100% be going.

Honey, it takes me 3 business days to choose an outfit, I can’t do it all.

[danyclxrtn]

ghcstfm​:

limp, suspicious green, and unfortinately has been in my mouth. 

When did you have ocean trees in your mouth? Don’t eat the seaweed at the beach, Theo.

[danyclxrtn]

gradiansamevans​:

I’m not sure if that’s such a good thing but you can count me in this time.

How I was hoping you might say that, darling.

[danyclxrtn]

gradiansamevans​:

Maybe you need to find a way to try and forget? I can’t offer help for either of those things though. I’m sure you’ll find someone around here though.

I don’t think you give yourself enough credit, sunshine.

[danyclxrtn]

patrick-stclarington​:

I’m glad I made you feel better.

Uhm, you’re my older brother, it’s your job.