If u wonât fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, u not the one for me
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@danythedrummer
If u wonât fuck me in the bathroom real quick during a family dinner at your parents house, u not the one for me
Thereâs nothing better than showering and putting on an oversized t-shirt and then crawling into a bed with fresh sheets.
Just wanna be alone, but with you.Â
do u play ps4?
I do not
me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye
i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair
hes a bottom
So weâre really going to expose Linguini just like that huh
you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesnât break out the strap on every night
nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. iâm so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all
If this ainât the truth I donât know what is
Just wanna fuck the same person in different hotels in different countries
The person I needed the most taught me I donât need nobody.
I love Lilo And Stitch bc even though it makes me sad David just goes and blames what he thinks is a normal dog for making things worse for Nani and Lilo and itâs constantly funny to me
YOU DID THIS
Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with.Â
It honestly never occurred to me that Stitch could have been mistaken for a French Bulldog by everyone
I really have been just accepting that Liloâs cover story âStitch used to be a collie âtil he got run overâ as the story everyone accepted.
things I want but will never ask for:
- you to text me first - blowing up my phone bc you miss me - forehead kisses - back rubs - hugs from behind - calling me âyour girlâ - sending me songs that make you think of me - playing with my hair while I fall asleep - âdid you remember toâŠâ texts - holding my hand all the time - morning sex - reassurance that you love me - dancing in the kitchen - late night talks about life - silly pictures - breakfast dates
@donald drump
In honor of the gays winning the World Cup
I LOVE MY LESBIANS
âHeartbreak is an odd experience. At 7am you wish you could snooze your alarm and hide from the sunlight. At 10 you feel unstoppable and like maybe today is the day the heartbreak will ease. At 1pm youâre crying at your desk silently, hoping no one will notice and at 2 youâre running to the bathroom because you feel nauseous. At 3 you feel like you can manage. At 5 youâre exhausted from your heart leading you on this emotional roller coaster and your brain unsuccessfully trying to take back control. Come 8 oâclock and youâre squeezing your pillow, howling out to the moon wishing you could feel anything, anything but this.â
â m.s (via shareaquote)
and then god was like letâs not give this bitch a break