Shammerham

i am condemned to this site like an eldritch god

[fuck-customers]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[shammerham]

Someone else please hire me.

[sandersstudies]

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

[sandersstudies]

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

[for-those-who-wait]

You send people to space to save the literal entire world and you still don't trust them to dispense their own drugs

I didn't see any art of this scene so I decided to throw this in the ring because I thought it was very funny

[sleepnoises]

i think it's nice that people write books and it's possible to read them. often through the public library system

[shammerham]

Had a magical day out and about with Crush yesterday, had a lovely family dinner tonight, and my editor finished my latest novel and loved it so it's ready for final edits (maybe publication by late July? Early August?)

Things are looking up for ole Shammerham.

[star-wars-forever]

[whereareyourightnow]

or are they supposed to see you?

[solivagantingrebel]

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[calkestis]

" - The Darksaber was forged by my ancestor, founder of House Vizsla. - And now it belongs to me."

THE BOOK OF BOBA FETT | Chapter 5: Return of the Mandalorian

[shammerham]

Crush and I have our issues, but at least we're at the point where we can safely be like "I'm burnt out as fuck from this week. Let's skip our normal Friday night hang and do breakfast on Saturday instead" which is great and works great for me, even though I know it's weird for everyone else, because if I have to talk to another human today, I might fuckin' scream.

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[verifiablebot]

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[angelic-holland]

why is this so funny to me

[61below]

The Peak Millennial Experience is apologizing to servers for existing