[gayrandalgraves]

in order to combat the homophobia "allegations" I think chris pratt should come out as bi and fabricate an entire fake narrative about him and chris hemsworth being lovers (chris hemsworth starts going by hemmy so that they aren't a chris4chris couple). pratt says that they wanted to tongue kiss on the set of the new thor movie but big marvel silenced them, and #ShowtheKiss starts trending on twitter in support of their brave statement. the two of them get so caught up in this lie that it persists for several years, culminating in them getting married as a publicity stunt before chris pratt ultimately breaks down and comes out as homophobic, divorcing chris hemsworth and posting several angry twitter threads insulting him. instead of coming clean though, chris hemsworth doubles down on the lie and releases a very emotional notes app tweet about how chris pratt shattered his heart during this stressful and complicated divorce. he says that he can no longer go by "chris" or "hemmy" because both of those names remind him too much of his lost love, so he starts going by "sworth" exclusively to cope. of course, the internet collectively loses their shit over the situation and chris pratt's name is permanently ruined as a result, since he has now been labelled the man that made it so sworth can never love again.

[j4gm]

WAIT IS THAT WHY THE GUY FROM HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA IS CALLED JONATHAN??

[daphniies]

I HAD THIS REALIZATION YESTERDAY. MY MIND WAS BLOWN

[cherriielle]

LOKI 🙌

[aubrey-plaza]

#me when people ask me what my favourite thor movie is

[userscully]

Loki (2021) Thor (2011)

[pizzat-i]

help I’m back in my superhero phase whatdoido 

[bugbearpip]

eddie my love ☹️

[fiovske]

begging for weirdos online to stop. that's it just stop.

there's absolutely ZERO degrees of seperation from the people you make these tweets about when ur online saying shit like this on twitter. this is just one example but what do you guys expect being so fucking weird abt actors and their personal lives so openly on social media?

where not only they, but the entire goddamn world can witness you saying shit like these and even worse some @-ing directly like have you no shame. do you not feel embarassment? you should.

these are real people. stop talking about them like they are fictional. stop speculating about actors and their lives or whatever that's not for you to know or to decide do you realize how stupid you look? calling absolute strangers "fruity" like they're your best friend? do you not see how fucking weird you're being? do you not feel embarassment? saying the weirdest most invasive things ever do not make you funny.

this is just one example but the ofmd fandom as I have seen on twitter is so fucking cringe godbless xoxo. stop @-ing the actors directly. stop @-ing the creators. they may engage in a post or two every now and then but do you understand the concept of enjoying things without asking creators to validate ur headcanons? do you realize things can be enjoyed in spaces that DO NOT include the creators of said media? that it's probably healthier to not vy for their attention and tag them in your every post that believe me, they dont want to see?

you can enjoy fictional characters without being weird about the cast and crew.

act fucking normal for once.

[daphniies]

THANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS.

[bdoubleowo]

Happy one year anniversary of Third Life! Third Life changed me as a person I think I won’t ever be the same. I miss it.

[littlebird-aesthetic]

Me meeting a gay couple: so like, which one of you is the lighthouse and which ones the kraken

[wondersmith-and-sons]

okok a quick survey for you all. are you a “ed genuinely did plan to kill stede from the start, but then fell head over heels” truther or “ed fell in love at first sight with the most pathetic man he’s ever seen and the plan was just to throw off izzy” truther

[daphniies]

the way i’m seeing it is that he felt something for stede before making the plan but thought he wouldn’t get so fond of him that he wouldn’t be okay with hurting him. but obviously he did become too fond of him for that plan to work out in any way.

[daphniies]

jk i rewatched the whole show again today and no he wasn’t going to kill him at all

[dathen]

I fucking love how Our Flag Means death has explicit, unabashed queer romance and character but ALSO has wall-to-wall metaphors and symbolism. We can have the kiss but we can ALSO read into the colors of wardrobes and whether a character wears gloves or not. We can read into the metaphor of Stede’s secret closet and letting Ed in, and ALSO have a fully fleshed-out storyline about a gay man in a loveless marriage telling his wife “his name is Ed.” We have the red silk scene in the moonlight, of gently handling a bit of cloth to represent a heart, and we have “what makes Ed happy is…you.”

We get all the subtle details of brief touches and meaningful glances, but not instead of explicit queerness—it’s that the unabashedly queer characters and story deserve that level of build-up and poetry.

[flamingthespian]

older more seasoned person in a specific field hears tell of a younger newer person in the same field and falls in gay love immediately and seeks them out to become their mentor what I’m saying is yuri on ice = our flag means death think about it

[daphniies]

i’ve been thinking about this All Week

[daphniies]

no one is talking about ed telling stede to shut up when he said that he only has stupid ideas and i think we should be talking about it.

because stede’s always thinking all these awful things about himself and ed just shut that down like that. such a small moment but very important to me.

[daphniies]

five years ago we were going insane because of yuri on ice. today, we are having an even more insane experience because of our flag means death. crazy how history repeats itself

[mossboyo]

You know you're witnessing the birth fo a new fandom when there's like 7 different names for a ship and no one can decide which one to use

[daphniies]

it’s blackbonnet besties let’s end the discussion here

[bornonthesavage]

“But you keep my old scarf, from that very first week. Because it reminds you of innocence, and it smells like me. You can’t get rid of it, cause you remember it all too well.”