Internal Conflict as a Sitcom

20y, I don't know what am I, where am I, or what the point of all of that, but I'm pretty fucking sure I fucked up on the way here

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[dappeo]

Good thing to remember: never fucking believe what you think about yourself and your life after 24 hours without sleep and poor sleep schedule before that

prime example: me, myself, we, I

[dappeo]

fuck, i'm not going, sleepity sloopity sleep

[dappeo]

Good thing to remember: never fucking believe what you think about yourself and your life after 24 hours without sleep and poor sleep schedule before that

prime example: me, myself, we, I

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[dappeo]

Thanks God there no spider related weaponry

*being aimed by Spiderman with machine gun*

[gatormelons]

i love love LOVE stories about animals having societies built for characters who walk around on four legs, especially if there's effort put into designing architecture for it, but one thing i don't think i've ever seen addressed is how those characters make cloth or tools with just paws

how are you gripping a sewing needle, little guy

how did that cloth get woven

[dappeo]

Well, there is some ways, it can be extreme modification of mouth, like anteathers with their long agile tongues, maybe something close to mandibles that copy functions of upper limbs, or just tail that's used for every delicate work.

[gatormelons]

ye, those can work in some cases! i'm thinking more about the stories focused on things like "normal" cats or dogs that aren't shown to have any extra features to help with dexterity

[dappeo]

I just like to think that they just try to do it without opposable thumbs, it turns out poorly but they still stubbornly try to make things until something finally turns out right.

Just a cat that makes some kind of belt, with several pieces of leather from earlier attempts unable to call it a day cause he's too stubborn to stop

little poor thing

[gatormelons]

i love love LOVE stories about animals having societies built for characters who walk around on four legs, especially if there's effort put into designing architecture for it, but one thing i don't think i've ever seen addressed is how those characters make cloth or tools with just paws

how are you gripping a sewing needle, little guy

how did that cloth get woven

[dappeo]

Well, there is some ways, it can be extreme modification of mouth, like anteathers with their long agile tongues, maybe something close to mandibles that copy functions of upper limbs, or just tail that's used for every delicate work.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"there is a God-shaped hole in every man that only Christ can fill?" wrong. there's a cock shaped hole in me that only you can fill

[dappeo]

There is actually several☝️🤓

[dappeo]

what if there was a spider

It would taste like a pineapple

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[filmgifs]

Dog Day Afternoon 1975, dir. Sidney Lumet

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[dappeo]

I would actually love to do both, thank you

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[breakbeatbun]

what doesn't kill you makes you owwwww :( owwieee

[keplimn]

Kallamar humanization :D

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[gunayris]

[dappeo]

Can I make a meme out of this?

[dappeo]

Done