These are the voyages of the star ship Underpants @dapper-pants - Tumblr Blog

you ever just look at yourself in 2026, a weirdo bisexual stoner artist/hobbyist type who's always making weird wacky shit, and think "damn, why couldn't i have been this person back in art school"

#back in art school i was very much still the quiet antisocial kid i was in high school #my school work would often suffer because there were also these things called friends? people you could just hang out with?#and i wasn't used to that so i'd try and tag along with these other people who were already miles ahead of me in their artistic careers #hell i was so socially stunted that i liked someone who was already dating someone else and in my infinite wisdom i Made Things Weird #the first time i ever tried weed was after i'd already left art school and if that isn't a missed opportunity idk what is

elliespectacular

no

dapper-pants

confession: i've been off of tumblr for so long that most of the people i follow have rebranded and i don't remember who they are lmao

therealoctopimp

Man, I forgot I made this

dapper-pants

this gif has aged So Well

dapper-pants

no but seriously imagine “Sonic for Real Justice” except instead of a blog they ran the entire fucking United States

at his inauguration speech President Sonic is like “thank you for electing me as President, I’d like to introduce–” and then First Lady Amy grabs the mic like “OMG HI GUYS I’M THE FIRST LADY”

President Sonic signs a new bill that 1) reminds the public to go easy on Vice President Silver “because he’s sensitive,” and 2) allows all Americans to ask them questions directly through a legislative “ask box” of sorts and they’ll respond to each one

as you can imagine they get bombarded with questions. it gets so bad that VP Silver, being sensitive, gets overwhelmed and shuts down the inbox. First Lady Amy loses her goddamn mind and has VP Silver impeached.

the public goes fucking NUTS. people are protesting in the streets with signs that say “JUSTICE FOR VP SILVER.” Amy tries to defend herself at a press conference, but then storms off stage and clings onto President Sonic like “WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE MEEEEE SONIC DO SOMETHING” and then he gets on the mic like “HOW DARE YOU TALK TO THE FIRST LADY THAT WAY SHE’S MY WIFE AND SHE CAN DO NO WRONG”

and I forget what happens next, a few congressmen come and go but at the end of the week the President’s gone full Super Saiyan and kicked literally every other government official out of office except the First Lady so it’s just the two of them ON TOP OF THE WORLD JUST YOU AND ME BABY meanwhile people are sitting in their homes watching the news like “we’re doomed. we’re all fucking doomed.”

dapper-pants

oh, this... this aged so poorly

dapper-pants

casually logs on for the first time in a billion years to post my Chat Noir cosplay from AB this past weekend! this is my second attempt at making this cosplay - the first one crashed and burned so hard that i ended up skipping AB that year, so this time i made more of an effort to Do It Right, and ya know what? doesn’t look half bad, i’d say!

(also these are like the only pics i actually have of this cosplay lmao, if anyone has more then hmu)

dapper-pants

#ladybug #I love this chat cosplay #those expressions are beautiful #you go dapper-pants #you go

flipwizardry

Chat Noir is adorable and I love him.

#i call this one the Catusi

buggachat

the contrast…

casually logs on for the first time in a billion years to post my Chat Noir cosplay from AB this past weekend! this is my second attempt at making this cosplay - the first one crashed and burned so hard that i ended up skipping AB that year, so this time i made more of an effort to Do It Right, and ya know what? doesn’t look half bad, i’d say!

(also these are like the only pics i actually have of this cosplay lmao, if anyone has more then hmu)

#carmo does a cosplay #anime boston #anime boston 2019 #chat noir #miraculous #ladybug