[dapperdesire]

Not sfw sideblog to @dappercrime 18+, minors DNI. Age in bio or you’re blocked. Vulgar and explicit Mostly text posts but occasional body refs Everything tagged Gladly accepting questions

Don’t follow me if you don’t want to see absolute degeneracy focusing on a chubby, 5’2” menace to society.

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The 'yes or no' game.

Send my muse "❓+" alongside harsh hitting questions, scenarios, anything question-related really, but they can only answer with "yes" or "no". Nothing more, nothing less.

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8 inches that unbelievable? Cmere and you can see with your own eyes...or hands....or tongue

“I wouldn’t say it’s unbelievable, but guys just love to brag about what they ain’t got. They’ll say it’s eight, but you break out the measuring tape and it’s six, maybe seven. But if you’re willin’ to put your money where your mouth is, I’m willin’ to give it some attention.”

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I got an 8 incher, a tongue and 10 fingers all with your name on it, little birdie~

“Eight inches? Yeah, right. I’ll believe it when I see it.”

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I have no presents for ya, but I could give you a nice deep throat.

“Well, that sounds like a pretty good present to me. Get to it, sweetheart, I ain’t got all day.”

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Happy pride month, ozzie!

"Uh-huh, uh-huh. Love is love and all'a that. So, what kinda present are ya gonna give me?"

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Hmmmm magic word...magic word...uhhh

Blowjob?

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“I will bite it right the fuck off, Edward.”

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No and Yes.

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Mine.

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“What’s the magic word?”

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"Fine Ozzie, I'll be right over! Are ya ready for me to stuff ya like a turkey on Thanksgiving, big daddy?" @question-marked

“A turkey? Goddamn, Eddie. You got a way with words. Not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing, heh.”

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Condoms or no condoms?

Asking for a friend.

“Well, I usually use rubbers just cause I ain’t tryin’ to catch nothin’. But if I didn’t have to worry about that? I’m doin’ it raw every time.”

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Thoughts on bondage?

“I dig it, so long as we ain’t using handcuffs. I got enough experience with that.”

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Hey uhhh I probably won’t post this again but I made a little sideblog specifically for writing smut and stuff about old men OCs and stuff

It’s over @dad-stories if you wanna follow and spam me w/ asks

[dapperdesire]

Hey uhhh I probably won’t post this again but I made a little sideblog specifically for writing smut and stuff about old men OCs and stuff

It’s over @dad-stories if you wanna follow and spam me w/ asks

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what are your kinks, my love? maybe you have fetishes?

“The only thing I’m into is cold, hard, cash, capiche?” He lied, like a liar.

There are a lot of things that Oswald is into that he’d never actually admit to, just because he’s too embarrassed. So, I suppose, I’ll just do it for him.

Oswald’s really into being called daddy, but that’s pretty evident. He likes having his belly worshipped and adored. His fat ass, too. He likes dirty talk and being told how sexy he is.

When he’s being dominant, he likes having his whole body worshipped. I wouldn’t say he’s got a scent kink but he does like having his appreciated. Huff his pits and his cock and balls. Play with his foreskin, too. See how far you can stretch it.

He likes nipple play, too. You can pinch them or suck them until they’re sore. Office sex is always nice, too. You can suck him off at his desk or bend him over it and fuck him.

He likes being submissive sometimes, with the right person. Taking a good, hard pounding until his ass hurts and he can’t walk sort of resets his brain. Ya gotta creampie him too, obvs. He likes giving and taking them. And I wouldn’t say he’s necessarily into mpreg, but if you told him you were gonna get him pregnant his cock would get hard. If you treated him like he was he might faint.

He likes his suits, too. He likes leaving them on while having sex. Sometimes he’ll leave his socks and garters on, sometimes he’ll just pull his cock out of his trousers. and idk, he might be into a little piss play here and there but that might just be me being a pervert.

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it’s Sinday, y’all got any naughty things to send or ask Oswald today??

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Visual reference for Oswald in suspenders btw.