Sapphic Memes and other things...

SJW insanity, but mostly memes. Woman??? They/she. Lesbian. 33. Formerly sapphicmemestuff. Feeling generous? Leave a tip! ko-fi.com/dappersappho

[dappersappho]

All these people already building amazing homes in Paralives and I, a lifelong Simmer, am over here still trying to learn how to control the camera like:

[dappersappho]

My mom did the accidental “You, too!” thing when my wife and I wished her a happy Mother’s Day and I blurted, “WE’RE NOT MOMS! WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A DOG!”

(I really really really want a dog)

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

[closet-keys]

"I would kill to protect my family" (<- wants to kill people)

"I would die to protect my family" (<- passively suicidal)

I think a lot of men just add "to protect my family" after all their fantasies

[hookshot22]

Not leaving this in the tags

[bogwizzerd]

in case you ever encounter such a person, there is a foolproof rebuttal

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[muzzlesbian]

we need regular porn back on this website. no no don’t get the wrong idea, we’re still keeping the weird kinks and the people who want to fuck industrial machinery. get rid of the porn ban.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'd like to propose a media literacy standard called "the Tide Pod test":

when you see someone on TV or the internet complaining about something "kids" are doing, ask yourself how many times - if ever - you've actually seen it happen vs how many times you've seen random third parties whine about it.

if the ratio of whining to actual incidents is more than 2:1, you can probably ignore the whole thing. if it's more than 10:1 you should be actively telling the people whining to shut the fuck up.

[dappersappho]

Remember how one of the criticisms against twilight was “vampires don’t sparkle”?

Says who? Vampires aren’t real. They can be whatever we want. If it were up to me, they’d all be gay.

[dappersappho]

“How would they make more vampires?”

Some of them are trans. Next question.

[dappersappho]

Remember how one of the criticisms against twilight was “vampires don’t sparkle”?

Says who? Vampires aren’t real. They can be whatever we want. If it were up to me, they’d all be gay.

[dappersappho]

Wife: Cheetos lip balm?

Me: Yeah, apparently, that was a thing.

Wife: Hell yeah!

Me: Are you serious? You wanna put cheese on your lips?

Me: …Wait, why am I asking you that?

[dappersappho]

Hey tumblr, why is this on a post about my wife wanting to try Cheetos lip balm?

[dappersappho]

Wife: Cheetos lip balm?

Me: Yeah, apparently, that was a thing.

Wife: Hell yeah!

Me: Are you serious? You wanna put cheese on your lips?

Me: …Wait, why am I asking you that?

[dappersappho]

Me to my trans wife: Don’t ever get a uterus. It sucks.

Her: But gender euphoria 😀

[beguinnings]

I hate to tell you all this but you have to leave your room and leave your house and find a community with good kind imperfect people and it will change you in ways you do not expect and cannot imagine and you cannot in fact say you’ve tried everything if you haven’t done this yet

[dappersappho]

“That’s such an old person name.”

That old person was once a baby with that name, too. People don’t just pop out of the womb as a 60-year-old named Barbara.

[nolookfirmino-deactivated201904]

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

[12yearsaking-deactivated2015081]

Yes, Black men in majority white spaces do. If I don’t smile every single second of the day my coworkers become in intimidated and start asking me what’s wrong, telling me to smile, make jokes about how I’m trying to be a thug/act hard, why am I angry, etc. And it’s not just white men at my job God FORBID I my large Black ass makes a white girl feel threaten because I’m sitting down with a neutral expression.

I’m not trying to take this post away from women and make it about Black men but I want to point out that wether it’s patriarchy or white supremacy; those who feel as if they have power over you HATE to see you not smile. They are so used to people like you smiling to gain their approval that when you don’t there’s a cognitive dissonance that makes them extremely uncomfortable.

That’s why “angry Black women” is a thing. They have to put on a smile for everyone (yes even feminist white women) or we all get uncomfortable.

[naamahdarling]

This is such an amazing response.

[assburgerssyndrome]

"Grok is undressing anyone, including minors"

Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.

[assburgerssyndrome]

Yes, precisely.

[lesbianrey]

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually