The most fuckable Pokemon of each generation
I am a monster fucker, I fuck monsters, this is just a personal opinion, and I am mad horny
Gen 1 - Hypno: I think hypnosis is really hot, and Hypno really just excites me. Something about the way it looks at things, how it seems to be almost watching you no matter what, and its fluffy neck coat...really, what more do you want from a Pokemon?
Gen 2 - Meganium: Surprisingly this gen is like, has the least amount of Pokemon I'd get down and dirty with. There is probably only like 3 I'd say. Meganium though feels right. Since it's a starter you can really grow a bond with it, plus it looks gentle enough to take care of you while in heat, but also definitely gonna make your asshole (or pussy) into a gaping mess...
Gen 3 - Illumise: Now you might be asking...why not Gardevoir? or if you are more of a traditional monsterfucker, why not Milotic? simple, Illumise just has this almost smug energy. Like, it looks like its saying "nuh uh you cannot fuck me hehe" and the thrill of making it submit to you would be really, really hot imo. Usually I'd be more willing to be submissive for Pokemons, but Illumise...she makes me go crazy. Though I suppose if I wanna be dommed, maybe Seviper? I wouldn't mind if it bit me just a little :3
Gen 4 - Mismagius: This was honestly really hard, but I chose the dapper ghost lady. She definitely would take you out to a fancy dinner, take you back to her place, give you a night you'll never forget, and will leave you with her number.
Gen 5 - Scolipede: I mean just look at it. You would too, don't lie.
Gen 6 - Goodra: Yeah I wanna fuck my favorite, bite me.
Gen 7 - Tsareena: Another favorite, but honestly I'd make do with a good 99% of the Alola dex. Ton of baddies there ngl.
Gen 8 - Dracozolt: LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS! Who wouldn't plap that???
Gen 9 - Iron Valiant: Yeah yeah, I know, it's like Gardevoir, which is a very overrated Pokemon to fuck, but like, its a hot robot. Give me some credit, alright?
Anyways, uh yeah, probably gonna go to hell for posting this but whatever.