Dapper~SUSberries

The sussy baka edition of Dapper~Blueberries / 18 years old / 🔞 / NSFW content and reblogs ahead

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This is the 18+ blog of @dapperblueberrieser. This blog will include:

• Reblogs of other blatantly nsfw blogs

• NSFW tf ideas

• Some monster fucker ramblings

• Mentions of hyper stuff

• And finally ramblings of characters I simp for and want to do it with

So, minors DNI, and those who wish to stay, well things are certainly about to get SUS

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Beeen a while

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She absolutely eats her Scolipede’s asshole. Everyday.

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I am not gonna mock you if you like proshipping, or assume the immediate worse on you, but I will without question block you if you like that stuff.

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The most fuckable Pokemon of each generation

I am a monster fucker, I fuck monsters, this is just a personal opinion, and I am mad horny

Gen 1 - Hypno: I think hypnosis is really hot, and Hypno really just excites me. Something about the way it looks at things, how it seems to be almost watching you no matter what, and its fluffy neck coat...really, what more do you want from a Pokemon?

Gen 2 - Meganium: Surprisingly this gen is like, has the least amount of Pokemon I'd get down and dirty with. There is probably only like 3 I'd say. Meganium though feels right. Since it's a starter you can really grow a bond with it, plus it looks gentle enough to take care of you while in heat, but also definitely gonna make your asshole (or pussy) into a gaping mess...

Gen 3 - Illumise: Now you might be asking...why not Gardevoir? or if you are more of a traditional monsterfucker, why not Milotic? simple, Illumise just has this almost smug energy. Like, it looks like its saying "nuh uh you cannot fuck me hehe" and the thrill of making it submit to you would be really, really hot imo. Usually I'd be more willing to be submissive for Pokemons, but Illumise...she makes me go crazy. Though I suppose if I wanna be dommed, maybe Seviper? I wouldn't mind if it bit me just a little :3

Gen 4 - Mismagius: This was honestly really hard, but I chose the dapper ghost lady. She definitely would take you out to a fancy dinner, take you back to her place, give you a night you'll never forget, and will leave you with her number.

Gen 5 - Scolipede: I mean just look at it. You would too, don't lie.

Gen 6 - Goodra: Yeah I wanna fuck my favorite, bite me.

Gen 7 - Tsareena: Another favorite, but honestly I'd make do with a good 99% of the Alola dex. Ton of baddies there ngl.

Gen 8 - Dracozolt: LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS! Who wouldn't plap that???

Gen 9 - Iron Valiant: Yeah yeah, I know, it's like Gardevoir, which is a very overrated Pokemon to fuck, but like, its a hot robot. Give me some credit, alright?

Anyways, uh yeah, probably gonna go to hell for posting this but whatever.

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Its kinda unnerving that a lot of pokephiliacs out on the site are proshippers and I think that's kinda fucked up. Get your nasty hands away from my Scolipede boyfriend/cum dump.

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I am turning into a scolipede just so I can twerk properly without looking embarassing

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Shadow the Hedgehog could handle they/them pussy

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Bimbofication, but like, only 15% bimbo. I have the lips of a bimbo and a tiny bit of a bimbo brain. So I am like totally normal (well I am not normal but you know what I mean) but I will also suck your dick if you pull it out.

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Hey you. Yes you. Look at me. *claps* Bam, look down, see that, your legs are becoming hairy and goat-like. Not only that, but they'r expanding to rabid amounts. You're gonna become a hyper satyr now

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When you go to the hypno kink function and instead you just get bimbofication

Erm hashtag awkward!!

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Gonna go on a bit of a non-horny ramble about my weight gain fetish, but honestly I think people with a weight gain kink or a "fat fetish" are honestly misunderstood and shouldn't be dehumanize. As someone who is a bit more on the chubby, and was quite overweight when I was a kid, I view art of furries or characters eating copius amounts of food and or just being incredibly fat not in anyway offensive, and in fact actually humanizing. To see characters still perfectly happy, mostly healthy, and just loving food and eating and being fat warms my heart weirdly because, in a way, its kind of what most people would want, to feel good, to look good, to be seen as something that looks both attractive, as well as very regular in the eyes of the entire world. And while there are definitely malicious weight gain or fat art out there (Every fetish has another side to the coin), most weight gain art I've seen, at least from my point of view, has been made with love for overweight individuals, and a desire for such bodies to have no limit and stay completely healthy and secure. This desire, while unrealistic, is something that I also desire, and so my love for weight gain is more than just a simple fetish. Its like transformation for me where its something that I think anyone can desire too, even if its unrealistic.

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Lowkey wanna be fucked by a censor bar. Not a censored dick, nah, the entire censor bar

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Being turned into a busty and musty clown hooker would fix me ngl

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The weird urge to become a giant robot with big boobs getting cleaned liked a car is weirdly getting to me…