[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[goldensunset]

[magnus-ohpuss]

PLEASE DONT FORGET TO HYDRATE ILY STAY SAFE

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[rennerei]

lil raborsch doodle because drunk john was cute lol... girl was DONE being the brains of the operation

[rennerei]

bellatores

[sora5005]

Be safe 🥹

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[bakwaaas]

‘no one wants to see your pictures of the sunset or food’ actually I Do

[official-lauchzwiebel]

the sky above parking lots etc

[carriecmoney]

You know when you're checking out a new fandom and you stumble across a writer/artist you loved in a previous fandom and it feels like running into a childhood friend at a bar

[carriecmoney]

Running into the arms of trusted ao3 handles in a new tag like an airport greeting

[skltart]

es ist kalt und dunkel. es muss spatort geguckt werden

[semicollected]

I can't stop giggling at Zemnian/German in the mighty nein animated

Some of the lines and reads are genuinely great (Mark Strong in particular is amazing) but then out of the blue we get something like "tolle Karre!"

Which while technically correct is like saying "sick ride!" at Icky Thong's fancy carriage

[json-derulo]

“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[aquareegia]

Mein Problem mit dem Stadtbild in Deutschland ist ja, dass hier wieder zu viele Nazis ohne Angst eins auf die Fresse zu kriegen rumlaufen.

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

[crushing-concrete]

[kcd-cozy-and-soft-fanart]

As I promised, everyone favourite jam :3