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charlie | 20s | icon by ME !!!

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[crabussy]

today is not my day! but that's okay! can't win em all! (walking backwards into traffic) can't win em all! (every car miraculously misses me and I continue walking backwards into a nice coffee shop before emerging 5 minutes later with a delicious iced drink) I ate a barista and it didn't even taste that good

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[ihopejakeydiesnow]

[treibholz-des-universums]

opla as text posts part 3 (x)

this will take you to part 1 since it won't show up in the textpost tag

the incorrect one piece tweets i made a few years ago

[yellow-cat]

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

[antlerqueefs]

:>

[daraamsel]

this is my best friend in the world btw and she loves me

[bishonen]

yikes 😬unfollowing rn sorry… i didn’t realize they didn’t support sinister and evil women with huge boobies my bad 

[blond-shell]

[pissvortex]

[authentictaxi]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

blood pressure Ain't even real lol. *stands up and immediately

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[slaylus]

Please tell me the broadcast watchers got to see Sharkie fitted tf up tonight

[neonfretra]

[Image description: San Jose Sharks mascot Sharkie wears a black tracksuit that says "Fishy" across the butt. End description.]

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in