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Who Be Darby? Ayo, names Darby (30s, she/her). I'm new here. I eat a lot of soft pretzels and refuse to pay ez-pass tickets. I don't know wtf I'm doing here, but I know I'll do it wrong. Currently writing for COD. Currently reading anything with rhythm and a pulse. Always open to good recs: COD, OW, RDR/RDR2, AoT, etc.

Murder For a Whiskey (Masterlist)

Ghost x Reader | Dual POV | AO3 18+ Murder Mystery x Porn With Plot cw: trauma, ptsd, explicit sexual content, mild blood kink

01. Kill of the Night (Part One) 02. Kill of the Night (Part Two) 03. Curse Me Good 04. Imposter Syndrome 05. I Don't Want to Be Funny Anymore 06. Wolves (You Got Me) 07. Calling All Skeletons 08. So Contagious

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once again i am thinking about simon riley's bratty!missus and her fucking awful attitude even though her heart is full of love.

sometimes you're a pain in the ass just because you can be.

sprawled out on the couch, deliberately taking up the entire thing so there's no room for him when he gets out of the shower. when he asks you to move, you just look up at him with big eyes and fluttering lashes and a massive grin plastered all over your face and whisper, “no.”

simon stares at you for a beat, realizing what kind of mood you're in, then simply reaches down, wraps his hands around your ankles and yanks you towards him.

before you get a chance to even squeak, you're on your stomach, one of his hands holding both of yours behind your back, the other landing on your ass with a smack.

“yer an ‘orrible woman, you know that, don't you love?” he mutters - fond, not angry, not even a hint of malice in the words - head tilting to the side as he watches the way you arch into the next spank, knowing you're more than content with your situation. “my fuckin’ ‘orrible woman, though.”

ten minutes later you're curled in his lap, pressing soft kiss to the underside of simon's jaw like you weren't just testing every ounce of his patience for fun.

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🐻PRICE🐻

I may have gotten carried away

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simon riley losing hearing in his left ear and ending up getting a 'volume off' symbol tattoo behind it because he's fed up of telling people he can't fuckin' 'ear out of it.

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Beach episode ❎ Lake house episode ✅

Simon "Ghost" Riley who doesn't mind fucking you with a condom so long as he can hook his fingers in your mouth while he does it. Its the same skin, he explains as he drags his calloused hands over your lips and down your throat.

John "Soap" MacTavish who's convinced you that you don't need protection if you just let him cum in your ass instead. He flips you on your back when ever he's close and makes a game of spitting directly on your asshole before shoving himself in.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick whose decision to get a vasectomy in his twenties lets him pump you so full of cum you've grown accustom to him dripping out of you for days after. When you lament your collection of ruined underwear, he's more than happy to bend you over and suck it out of you before buying you more.

John Price who has you fumbling to apologize the moment you ask him to wear a condom. It's disappointing he can't have you after all he's been through; offensive that you don't trust him. You don't need any protection from him, he assures you as you scramble to make it up to him, gripping his cock and pressing it into your hole yourself.