I'm so glad zombie romance is a genre

[darcydecapitatesshrubbery]

When your youngest sister runs off with Mr. Wickham

[ardentlyinlovedarcy]

How did you become very fond of Pride & Prejudice ?

by reading the novel

by watching P&P 1980

by watching P&P 1995

by watching P&P 2005

by watching Bride & Prejudice

by watching Lost in Austen

by watching Death Comes to Pemberley

by watching The Lizzie Bennet Diaries

by watching P&P&Zombies

Other reason ? Comment

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

[literalnobody]

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

[anaukeya-deactivated20220315]

"my marriage proposal was rejected" my brother in christ you insulted her entire family

[hamletthedane]

I [34 M] am somebody who inherited a lot of wealth from my parents, which allows me to support my ex’s daughter [10 F, from France and not my daughter]. To deal with the challenges of remote learning, I hired a tutor [19 F] to live in our home and teach her while I’m traveling for work. The tutor seemed a bit boring at first, but the more I got to know her, the more I liked her. We eventually really hit it off and got together after I broke up with my ex - now we’re engaged.

There’s just one problem: we were about to be married when my ex-wife’s brother [38 M] showed up and revealed that I’ve kept my bipolar and/or depressed wife [37 F] locked in a small padded room in my attic for the past 15 years. (Inlaws know all your skeletons. Ugh.) He then called me a bigamist in front of my girlfriend, embarrassing me and her!

Now my gf wants to break off our engagement...all because of a little spousal attic confinement! I tried to compromise - I even said that marriage wasn’t a huge deal and she could still be my mistress, but she won’t hear me out. We’re so in love, I don’t see what the big deal is...AITA here???

Tl;dr: AITA for trying to convince my 16yr younger fiancée to become my mistress after she discovered I kept my depressed wife trapped in a padded attic room for 15 years?

[copperbadge]

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

[princesssarcastia]

#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)

[mylordshesacactus]

#but who would be gritty?#darcy’s too obvious so that’s out#elizabeth has phenomenal comedic potential#so does lady catherine de bourgh#NO WAIT I’VE GOT IT:#MRS. BENNET

Jane. All the dialogue about how she’s objectively the prettiest and sweetest sister with the most delicate manners and constitution and has trouble expressing her emotions especially when in love remain 100% unchanged.

Meanwhile, Jane “Gritty” Bennet is in the background of the shot in a 100% period-accurate dress, throwing Mr Collins through a window.

[priscellie]

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

[copperbadge]

The responses to this post just keep getting better. 

[leaveharmony]

@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week

[muffinworry]

Mr. Darcy: You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.

Meanwhile:

Mr. Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld.

[beggars-opera]

Pride and Prejudice hot take: “Mrs. Bennett’s marriage obsession was her doing everything in her power to make sure that her daughters would not end up destitute after her husband’s death” and “Mrs. Bennett’s marriage obsession caused her to stop caring about her daughters’ feelings and emotionally manipulate them” are two ideas that can and should coexist

[cumaeansibyl]

Mr Bennet and Mrs Bennet did different things wrong which combined to produce a total lack of emotional or practical guidance and that’s why Lydia fell victim to a predator

[emilysidhe]

Someday, I will write the essay about how the unhappiness in the Bennet parent marriage exacerbated each of their most dysfunctional personality flaws in ways that compounded and left them helpless against any external problem the family had, and therefore Lizzie’s repeated refusals to marry a man she did not respect or think she could get along with are as much practical and reasoned responses to the situation as her mother pushing her to obtain financial security.

[soft-raining]

i was listening to chapter 34 of pride and prejudice (where darcy proposes for the first time) on youtube and the video hat exactly five comments and they were all absolutely iconic

[dailytvfilmgifs]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[butterflypeaflowertea]

a compilation of my favorite pride & prejudice posts 😌

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[dailytvfilmgifs]

Pride and Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[jedi-anakin]

EMMA. (2020) dir. Autumn de Wilde

[halfagony-halfhope]

None of my irl friends appreciate this but I thought you would 😂

hahah yes i do! that’s cute and funny. i’d totally wear it.

[neitherdotheyspin]

Some pieces I did for a series based on Fetch the Bolt Cutters by Fiona Apple

Follow my Instagram lilyann.artist

[darcydecapitatesshrubbery]

So uh, this post got flagged because it was too sexy I guess

[christophernolan]

#it’s about the yearning and the tension

EMMA 2020 | SANDITON 2019