darcymarcydarcy

🌈♾️ she/her sydcarmy truther #thefutureisteal🦈

[darcymarcydarcy]

Hello there! I'm back :D

New intro post because I want to start using Tumblr again!

My name is Kat, I'm 17, and I'm from the United States :) I'm bisexual, and I use she/her pronouns.

Current Interests: San Jose Sharks, Heated Rivalry, Hadestown

Other Interests: The Outsiders, The Hunger Games, Chicago, Suffs, FNAF, Percy Jackson, The Bear, The Promised Neverland, Cookie Run Kingdom, Gravity Falls, The Owl House

I'm a big Sharks fan, my favorites being Collin Graf and William Eklund Michael Misa. Don't you dare bring up the trade with me. Eky is a shark forever in my eyes.

Feel free to leave me asks if you want <3

[grafhing]

Blind, deaf, mute, and traded to Ottawa..!

[darcymarcydarcy]

papa

[theoutsidersweeklycomic]

Pony: "Do you think different paints have different tastes?"

Soda: "They do."

Darry: "Why did you say that so confidently...?"

People think it’s food colouring that Soda’s been adding to the food, little do they know…

[theoutsidersweeklycomic]

Darry checking on his brothers at night ❤️

[darcymarcydarcy]

dude i threw up after piercing one of my own ears today someone tell me im not a wimp 💔💔

[jiwoodawnstarnation]

We only acknowledge these three

[wtf-is-hockey]

Idk after seeing the US Olympic hockey team laugh at Trump's misogynistic comment I have decided writing and reading hockey rpf and watching Heated Rivalry now count as activism. I think our next order of business should be to make Hockey more closely associated with Hollanov than the NHL. When someone says the word "hockey" the first thing that should come to mind is Ilya railing Shane. This is going to take a lot of fan fic and art but I think we can do it.

[shanesbian]

x

[lavenderprose]

As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

[adamnagaitits]

2025 episode of glee: rachel breaks up with finn because he didn't get her a labubu in the colour she wanted. sue says she has a copy of the epstein files and threatens to release them and include the entirety of the glee club in them if schuester doesn't stop failing cheerios for not spelling latino as latinx with santana as her informant. quinn starts her own crumbl cookies saying that if even mormons can do it so can a real christian. mercedes leads the tots revolt 2.0 but this time it's dubai chocolate that's getting banned. there's a matcha rave at the lima bean and everyone gets food poisoning. ms pillsbury starts handing out pamphlets on how non-binary tea is valid. mike tells tina that if they don't go to asian couples therapy he'll unfriend her on rednote. blaine is singing moonbeam ice cream taking off your blue jeans to kurt while he googles "DL bear trade" and sees karofsky's picture come up first in the search results. brittany is convinced labubus are alive and are trying to murder lord tubbington. mr schue raps about palestine and gets cancelled by jacob ben israel. the glee club writes an original song about how trump is a big old meanie and gets him impeached. charli xcx is there

[darcymarcydarcy]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY ‼️‼️‼️

[mysharona1987]

[woodlouseandbird]

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

[edgar-allan-possum]

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Gotta do everything myself around here.

[caxapthecat]

STEVE ROGERS WOULD PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF DONALD TRUMP!!!!!

[badmilkk]

I think it's thanks to that blow that Pony became so smart