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31, she/her, Tasmanian, just a woman who loves art, music, writing fanfic and male fictional game characters

[dare1992]

Eisuke:*Smirks* Today is your lucky day, you get to be the date of the most handsome man in Japan.

MC:*Eyes go wide and starts squealing* OMG! Kyohei from Revance.

Eisuke:

Soryu:*Cleans his gun* Good as new

MC:*Cleans her gun* Just as sexy as the day I got you *Looks at Soryu and kisses gun*

Soryu:

Ota:*Looks at MC* Turns out we are going to be separated

MC:*Eyes go wide* That means you got the restraining order

Ota:

Baba:*Grins* Guess what I'm going to do today?

MC:*Shrugs* I don't know? Act your age.

Baba:

Mamoru:*Napping on couch*

MC:*Taking guests on a tour* Youse are now looking at what we call a lazy ass detective in his natural habitat

Mamoru:*Woking up by a camera*

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Eisuke: I'm going to make you pay!

MC: *Gets cheque book and pen out.* How much?

Eisuke:

Soryu: You're going to need some protection.

MC: Don't worry, I'm on the pill.

Soryu:

Ota: You're going to be my muse.

MC: Which one? Thalia? Urania? Melpomene? Polyhymnia? Erato? Calliope? Clio? Euterpe? Terpsichore?

Ota:

Baba: My goal is to take something special of yours.

MC: Sorry, but I'm not a virgin.

Baba:

Mamoru: Here use this. *Hands you a handgun.*

MC: *Throws it away and grabs a water pistol.*

Mamoru: What are you doing?

MC: Watch and learn. *Shoots targets in the mouth with alcohol.* Now we wait until they get into their cars and arrest them for drink driving.

Mamoru:

Enjoy! Hope you guys like it! 🙂

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Reaction To Seeing A Mouse

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After spending ages trying to figure out how to do this I've finally done it. Hope youse like it 😁

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Arthur: *Sighs heavily* "I'm ugly and stupid"

Reader: *Internally yelling* 'No, you're the sexist and smartest man I've ever met!'

Reader: *Nervously fiddling* "So uh, wanna be ugly and stupid together?"

[sad-sweet-cowboah]

Grind

Summary: This is inspired by some interesting Discord chat conversations. Who’s to say Arthur’s loaded gun doesn’t go off easily?

Warnings: Implied sex

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[awbows]

sam: "i do believe this is an ancient Mesopotamian washer dryer combo... *laughs while rubbing the back of his neck* "i was the funny one always was"

me: i FUCKING LOVE YOU MAN KEEP BEING YOU

also sam: so, a pirate walks into a bar-

sully and nate: goddammit not again...

me: y e s 😩😩😩

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Nate and Sully while Sam is telling a joke:

Us, who is ready 25/8 to support his dad jokes:

[writings-by-blondie]

The One That Got Away

Ghost x Reader (Chapter I)

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Love and Lies of Borrowed Time: Chapter Three

Pairing: Arthur Morgan x OC Elizabeth “Ellie” Daniels,

Summary: Through the harsh mountain winters and dry, desert lands, Arthur Morgan falls in love with a woman. They learn to overcome the struggles of outlaw country and their own gang. This is the story of their love and adventure together, running from the law and dealing with the tragedies, treacheries, and trials of an unforgiving time.

Chapters: [1] [2]

   Arthur’s eyes swung towards the rocking saloon doors, seeing just who was calling his name. Javier jumped to his feet from his accompanied woman and rushed to Ellie’s side- dragging her out into the muddy streets before she blew. 

   “Javier!” She screamed, annoyed with his no right to touch her but more importantly, the part where he was aiding in Arthur’s cheating. “Don’t-“ She started, slapping the shit out of his chest until he let go.

   “¡Ai, okay mija, por el amor de Dios!” He shouted back, dropping his hold while scrunching his face at how hard Ellie could hit.

   Meanwhile, Arthur sobered up and no matter how many shots of alcohol he had downed- it didn’t cover the amount of guilt he was feeling. For such a hard, stubborn, outlaw man he had no problem finding the fine line of right and wrong of this situation. 

   “I’ve got to get goin’, sweetheart.” He ended, kissing her cheek and saying goodbye.

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