[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[disclosureday]

twitter PLEASE stop showing me mark hamill’s likes

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[chickenfarmersan]

[abercrombee]

wrow i really am kin with this white woman…

[llorented]

Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

[danielle-writes]

Some advice for when you’re writing and find yourself stuck in the middle of a scene:

kill someone

ask this question: “What could go wrong?” and write exactly how it goes wrong

switch the POV from your current character to another - a minor character, the antagonist, anyone

stop writing whatever scene you’re struggling with and skip to the next one you want to write

write the ending

write a sex scene

use a scene prompt

use sentence starters

read someone else’s writing

Never delete. Never read what you’ve already written. Pass Go, collect your $200, and keep going.

[bookcharactersthough]

This is the literal best writing advice I have ever read. Period.

[anexperimentallife]

Special note: “Kill someone” means kill someone in the story. Please do not kill random real life passers by every time you hit a block. My lawyer says misunderstanding writing advice is not an acceptable defense. See you all in 25 to 50 years.

[pi-la]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

30 day free trial of being ok

[milkchocolateowl]

op wheres the link

[milkchocolateowl]

wheres the link op

[sarahseeandersen]

[lovelustquotes]

[s-adprincesss-deactivated202306]

oh my

[mymodernmet]

[with-practice]

[blackdenimjeans2]

I’m her

[xeppeli]

[stability]

[laerugo]

am i too late to share my favorites (part 1)

warning for loud noises

[subtextread]

humans can be so cute and funny and i love them