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yeah hannibal got laid in florence

LAID TO FUCKING REST BY JACK CRAWFORD OOOOOOOOH SNAP

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checkin out your crush as they walk by like

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when ur gf walk in nd catch u tryna kill a mutual friend in ur pantry

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is it hannibal lecter in season three?

or is it

the male lead

in a lana del rey music video?

we just don’t know…

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when the fbi shows up at ur house

and they ask u about the guy u just killed

and ur still in your jammies

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that one’s going in the scrapbook

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10 minutes into Hannibal and chill and he give you this look:

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So I have a lot of feelings about Jess and Mike and I’m kinda sad they’re so underrated ?

It was pretty obvious to me at the beginning that they were a new couple and that their feelings were all new too, so I just feel that what happened after strengthened their bond and love for each other a lot.

Jessica was pulled off by some sort of creature, in the middle in the night, on a desert mountain. She must have been terrorized. She called Mike to rescue her but I feel like it was desperate and that she didn’t really think he would come. She was so scared she fainted at some point. And when she opened her eyes again, the first thing she saw was Mike. Jess’s love for Mike must have grown so much at this moment. She didn’t think he would come, and yet, there he is. He’s probably putting his life in danger for her. “He came for her”. That must have touched Jessica so deeply. That is not something everyone would do.

And Mike, oh gosh. Mike thought he lost her. Forever. He thought she was dead. We had the proof of how much this was hurting him by how he acted with Josh. He was so angry he pointed a gun at him.

And I think that all of those events also changed them. Especially Jess, because of how fragile she actually is inside. I feel like, after the lodge thing, she changed a lot, way more than the others. She totally lost that “bitchy” side of her, let her insecurities out way more and became a sweet and gentle person. And I think that Mike became really protective over her. He lost her once, there’s no way he would let her go a second time.

Their bond is so special and beautiful, there’s no way they could develop such a strong bond with anyone else.

Okay, Mike x Jess rant over.

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jess feeling even more insecure bc of all the scars she has everywhere bc of the wendigos and almost dying and shiz

so chris shows her his self harm scars and they promise to help each other learn to accept their scars

emily helps her find good makeup tips to cover scars and helps her find clothes that make her look so good nobody would even care about the scars

sam takes her to the gym and self defense classes and stuff to help w the feeling of helplessness she can’t get over and to be more confident and taking her on hikes to appreciate how beautiful nature is even tho nothing is totally perfect

mike tracing her scars w his fingers and telling her how strong and beautiful and amazing she is and that the scars just mean she’s a survivor and change her worth any more than his missing fingers change his

matt inviting her over for a dumb board game and netflix sleepover night when she feels rly bad about her appearance to show her she doesn’t need to look perfect to have a good time w friends

ashley helping her not bottle things up and express feelings and getting her into journaling so she can always get negative feelings out

bonus survivor au josh sharing his therapist’s tips for self acceptance and self confidence

the ud squad taking care of jess after the events of the game and making sure she’s okay :3

Random Angst Sentence Starters.

"You said you loved me!"

"I can't trust you!"

"Don't touch me!"

"Why would I ever love you?"

"I'm sorry... I am so sorry."

"Don't you DARE try to talk your way out of this!"

"I never thought you'd hurt me..."

"You lied to me!"

"You're a fucking coward!"

"How could you...?"

"What was this? Was it all for some dumb prank?"

"I hate you!"

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This is probably why they broke up

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Jess: I feel like someone’s watching us. I don’t like it.

Wendigo: *in Adele’s voice*

Wendigo: Hello.

Wendigo: It’s me.

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A lot of people rag on Mike Munroe and think he’s a douche but take a moment to look at what that man did for the group. He single handedly went to go search for Josh and Jess then ended up fighting all those wendigos with only his wolf friend by his side. Then he was willing to sacrifice himself to blow up all of the wendigos in the cabin to save his friends. That man is a hero and doesn’t deserve to be ragged on.

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Up at the Lodge, you sit in the snow as you watch Mike and Jess turn on the radio and initiate a snowball fight. They creep around to outsmart each other, encouraging the others to get involved.

USE HEADPHONES!!